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Somthing you stick in a female mouf.

My penif is in your mouf.

penif by Clash September 16, 2003

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penif

nerd version of male genitalia, usually small and weak. "millimeter peter"

NERD: i have a penif
GIRL: uhhhh bye! <stupid little dicked fag>

penif by horsecock April 17, 2003

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Penif

If yo penis be floppin, issa penif. No other explanation.

Man, yo penis so stank it be floppin!
Yo, Jag! Nice penif bro !!

Penif by Anaaaa wack October 5, 2020

penigger

Insult -out of rage- towards someone who has just killed you in a videogame, especially shooting games. Mix of "penis" and "nigger".

Razvan: Crap, man, some guy just no-scoped me across the map.
Jacob: Wow, that guy is such a penigger.

penigger by razvanovicio August 23, 2011

penigram

Sexting by a nude male.

Ben Dover was penigram sexting his admirers!

penigram by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2017

Penfie

A selfie... of the penis.
Usually used during a hard flirt, in hot videochat, in stalking, cyberstalking or a prank

"Look how's hot this chick, i'll send her a penfie "
"hey why so blue?; Oh shut up! ...my stalker sent a penfie] on my mom's phone!"
" honey im so horny... i miss you... pls send me a penfie "

Penfie by Brunoide April 10, 2016

Peni Weni

Contrary to popular belief a peni weni is not a male appendage it is a term of excitement for the oncoming spoopy season.

Pronunciation (Peenee Weenee )

Its Spoopy season get your peni wenis out ya'll

Peni Weni by Rinkdinkymink233 October 22, 2018

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026