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penified 

when an object or person has had a penis drawn onto it/them
Last night I got really drunk and someone totally penified my face
penified by sargentscrots November 17, 2009
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ponified 

1) (Past tense of ponify) Turned a character or object into a pony character, commonly in an art style of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic;
2) (Adjective) Being in a form of a pony character.
1) IF WE PONIFIED MORE MEMES, THAT'D BE GREAT
2) "Why aren't you ponified yet?!" —Some brony to some random person on the internet
ponified by EcoLof November 3, 2018
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Ponified 

When hair has been styled into the form of a ponytail.
I saw John the other day, and nearly threw up.
Why?
He's ponified his hair!
Ponified by TheOne23 April 8, 2007

Pesified(2) 

The action of a football game losing its licensing to a club therefore having to create fake names for stadiums and club names
Fifa 20 has been pesified(2)
Pesified(2) by odemill July 18, 2019

Pwnified 

A very horrible RuneScape Private Server, Never play it, your life will be tormented by 12 year olds. Administrators are to
e-tough so dont mess with them.

Owned by SateSQL, coded by a 14 year old kid named linksbro, (SateSQL is 30+) Jeremy maybe is the only coolest guy on Pwnified, Many people suck up to administrators hoping to become staff.
Ipotyoudrop: All you administrators ever do is ban people but you want new members.

Pwn3d: Keep it up ipotyoudrop! Keep going!

Ipotyoudrop: We make up the private server, without us you staff have nothing to moderate!

SateSQL: Ok your banned.
Pwn3d: LLOLLOOLOWNED!@!!oone!!
Zipper: yaahahahaha all he did was flame me! rrrr we r tuff
Suck up1: Hahaaaaaa can I hve stff plzzz?
SateSQL: banned from pwnified!
Pwnified by Pwni_Owned August 23, 2009

pwnified 

To be, or to become, in a state which is "pwned".
Using guile and bits of dry skin, Olzen has pwnified us.
pwnified by Richard September 8, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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