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peningful 

something that is sexually arousing to a male; i.e meaningful to your penis
"damn look at that hot girl"
"yeah she's really peningful to me"
peningful by seksimopho November 13, 2012
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penanggalan

The penanggalan is a species of vampire from malaysia, and consists of a woman's head trailing a full set of body organs (or sometimes just the digestive tract). It feeds exclusively on the blood of children, esspecially unborn babies (which results in a misscarriage). It can squeeze through the tiniest of openings, manipulate its intestines like tentacles, and fears only thorns (for very obvious reasons). In some legends the penanggalan returns to a hollow, headless body by day but can only fit back inside after soaking in vinegar. They will usually employ slaves to gaurd this body while they're gone.
The penanggalan kicks twilight's sparklefaggots asses anytime.

Susan reeks of vinegar maybe she's a penanggalan
penanggalan by Penny Penanggalan March 21, 2010
You’ll never find a women with a heart of Gold as peniana. Full of love and kindness with a smile that lights up the room and leaves a legacy of her presence when she leaves. Strong, amazing independent women that every mother wants their sons to Marry. She’s the ideal kind of women for many. Someone that should never be taken for granted or let go of. She can also be sexy and playful behind closed doors. But that’s only for her man. How lucky is he!? Hold on to your penianas people, you’ll never find another one.
Wow, peniana is so beautiful
peniana by Bebe97 May 1, 2018

peniagratoliosis 

when your penis gets stuck in the erect position, and coughs blood.

Penis-Viagra-Tuberculosis Combo.
Is that blood?

Yeah, I've got a bad case of peniagratoliosis...
peniagratoliosis by hibrrry January 16, 2011

epi-pening 

The process of stabbing your friend in the Leg repeatedly in the back of a car with a epi pen while someone is driving at over 100mph to the hospital
I was epi-pening Tori in the back of the car while Addison sped down the road to the hospital
Who doesn't know the place called Penang?
Dude: I've been living in Penang my whole life. It's the coolest place on earth!
Super awesome chicks: WOW!! We love guys from Penang!
Penang by tupaijetblehterbang June 7, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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