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penanggalan

The penanggalan is a species of vampire from malaysia, and consists of a woman's head trailing a full set of body organs (or sometimes just the digestive tract). It feeds exclusively on the blood of children, esspecially unborn babies (which results in a misscarriage). It can squeeze through the tiniest of openings, manipulate its intestines like tentacles, and fears only thorns (for very obvious reasons). In some legends the penanggalan returns to a hollow, headless body by day but can only fit back inside after soaking in vinegar. They will usually employ slaves to gaurd this body while they're gone.
The penanggalan kicks twilight's sparklefaggots asses anytime.

Susan reeks of vinegar maybe she's a penanggalan
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Who doesn't know the place called Penang?
Dude: I've been living in Penang my whole life. It's the coolest place on earth!
Super awesome chicks: WOW!! We love guys from Penang!

pendango 

Puerto Rican slang for dumb ass, moron, coward, silly etc
Fulano esta bueno pero es en pendango (So and so is hot but he is a pendango)
pendango by the bookworm with fire November 20, 2017
Basically is a country next to Malaysia.
Boy #1: Oh man, Malaysia is so fucked up!
Boy #2: Yea man, take ur passport and lets migrate to Penang then...
Penang by jian April 28, 2012
A lovable racist with an eternal crush he can't confess to. If he does, he must die.
"Such a Penando post!"
Penando by AshMadeMeDoIt August 21, 2022

pewangoalski 

Once a goat, now a washed 70-pace penalty merchant.
Pewangoalski-"Give me pen, give me pen"

President of PaPiga-" No, your team is worse then real"
pewangoalski by Up the man city August 15, 2023