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Penesaurs 

The Spanish Long Neck Dinosaur With A PENIS Head And Balls On Neck
In my Dinosaur book i saw a Penesaurs Fucking A Punanisaurus.
Penesaurs by Vicente AKA Cheetos March 30, 2009
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Penisaurus Erectis

A large penis that is big, erect, and terribly ugly
Jessica: "Carol,I was up early this morning and unfortunately saw Sam sneaking out of your bed with a penisaurus erectis. How can you use that thing, it is horrid!"

Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"
Penisaurus Erectis by Dastev April 13, 2009

Penisaurus rex 

A beast with the world's largest 5 inch penis. It should be noted that the 5 inches is in reference to the radius of the penis. When erect, it can extend up to 15 kilometers in length.

The word "Penis-" is the latin word for "Tail" and the term "rex" is also from the latin word "king". Hence "Penis King"

Kingdom - Anamalia
Phylum - Chordata
Class - Mammalia
Order - Penisauria
Family - Penisauridae
Genus - Penisaurus

Penisaurus rex is often abbreviated to P-Rex. The P-Rex is often synonymous with the word AVBP.

The most common prey for the Penisaurus rex is the Danfag

In some cultures, the P-Rex is referred to as "Moosa, the beast with the 2.5 ton AVBP". It sometimes suffers from back problems.
The Penisaurus rex used its AVBP to crush the Danfag

Johnny is the Penisaurus rex.

Occasionally, the Penisaurus rex would suffer from Penisclerosis and would get a 28 hour erection.

When the P-Rex caught a case of Penisclerosis, it used its AVBP to smack Danfags across the face.

People worship the Penisaurus rex by repeatedly chanting "Moosa-Bhai!! Moosa-Bhai!!"
Penisaurus rex by boringtimes February 1, 2010

penisaur 

The pre-evolved form of erectisaur, penisaur is a freakin hard rock type pokemon and is known for its feared attack "deep penetration" and is related to that nigger pokemon electabuzz.
I choose you penisaur!!! Penisaur use "deep penetration" go!!! Pena-Pena-Penisaur!!!
penisaur by Ash Catchum March 6, 2008

Penisaurous-Rex

Refering to an enourmous penis.
Whoa! That guy has a penisaurous-rex.

penisaurous rex

a bulging bubbling penis longer than 8 inches or a dinosaur's erection.
"that collin has a penisaurous rex."
penisaurous rex by peniswhore45 January 18, 2009

Penisaurus 

N. Penisaurus - Derives from the male organ Penis, suggesting that the intended victim is a large penis (Or the derogative alternative "Cock")
Dave, you are a penisaurus.
Penisaurus by Carl April 2, 2005
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Coyote Ugly

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2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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