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Pendoo

A term used to define a preferably Indian person who is usually Sikh; they have a fetish for living in luxury. However a lot of the things they buy are absolutely cheap and they usually get them from a nearby run-down market. But they consider them to be luxurious but they are really not luxurious to the eyes of a non-desi. Pendoos are like the asian equivalent of chavs, if you will.

They have very thick indian accents, so thick that they pronounce bare words wrong like...

Whisky - 'Biskey'
Hounslow - 'Huns-lor'
Ford - 'Phworr-der'
Pound - 'Porned'
England - 'In-gland'
Bastard - 'Par-Sterd'

They have a really distinctive dress sense. You can instantly tell if a Desi person is Pendoo.

they have a big Turban, big 1970's jacket (that he got from Hounslow market last saturday), a cheap belt they use to hold in their big arse stomach, white trainers and a flimsy pair of trousers that they got but, this time they got it from Southall market for a special occasion ( their cousin-brother's wedding).
Pendoo Man: Ah bloody god. Darling, look! A Gold Chain and RADO watch.... their only £3 each! Let's buy 10 for Uncle Jee and Aunt Jee!
by Sukh The Desi July 6, 2007
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Pentoof

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pondoo

to pass gas, to flatulate, to break wind, to relieve oneself of odorous air biscuits. Use of such word is rumored to have originated in Korea.
I thought I had to take a shit, but it was just a pondoo.
by chork September 7, 2005
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Pendostan

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Derogatory title of USA in Russia.
Spellings:
Pendostanum- Пендостанум
Pendosiya- Пендосия
Нахуй Пендостан- Nahuy Pendostan- Fuck USA
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PanDOORa's Box Syndrome

The rage and profanity you let out of your mouth when someone exits your room and closes your door to the point where it's just ALMOST closed, but it ends up staying open a crack.
I get PanDOORa's Box Syndrome when just after my mom gets in my room and "closes my door", and I have to take a break from wanking to ensure maximum security.
by Totally O' Riginal January 24, 2011
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peedoo

Excuse me, I must go peedoo
by Judy Drayer September 3, 2007
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Penoobie

A cross between Boobie and Penis. Often refered to people who have awkward last names or are super gay.
-Madison is such a penoobie did you see her?
-Hedgecock! What kind of last names that!?
- Hickerson! Ew!
by Rockstar90210boobs March 29, 2009
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