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Hedgecock 

The well coiffed and groomed pubic hair of a male. Often times cut into a distinct "strap-like" wall surrounding the genitals.
In advance of his big, third date, John extensively groomed his hedgecock
Hedgecock by Boston Blaster December 14, 2009
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Hedgecock 

-A mind altering substance that causes users massive diarrhea, hallucinations, the condition known as elephantitis, and an unquenchable thirst for gay sex.
Taking hedgecock will seriously mess you up!
Hedgecock by Mr. T September 28, 2004

hedgecock 

Odd looking bird of the genus Sqwuakus Crappus.
Has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple penis shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft.
Despite the name it tends to mainly habitate gorse and privet bushes from where the Hedgecock will suddenly extend it's unfeasibly long beak and peck furiously at thin air while screeching the mating call of "Fantastic" "Marvellous".
"Good grief! A lesser spotted Hedgecock the first sighting around here since Uncle Wilf was but a whelp!"
hedgecock by Garfunkel Trubshaw October 6, 2006

hedgecock 

Odd looking bird of the genus Sqwaukus Crappus.
Has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple penis shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft.
Tends to habitate privet and gorse bushes from where it's unfeasibly long beak will suddenly extend and furiously peck at thin air while screeching the mating call of "Marvellous" "Fantastic".
"Excellent a lesser spotted Hedgecock we've not seen one of those around here since my Uncle Wilf was but a whelp"
hedgecock by Garfunkel Trubshaw September 24, 2008

Hedgecore 

Extreme bush diving

Jumping into hedges
Dude... Johnny made a hedgecore faceplant into that hedge and now he's in the hospital!
Hedgecore by Art May 17, 2003

hedgcock 

I would kill a hedgcock
hedgcock by Realdog June 10, 2021

Hedgedork 

A combination between a Hedgehog and Dork.

Hedgedorks are typically girls who are small, cute, and very cuddly. They are guarded on the outside but once you get close, they are very very sweet.
BF: My girlfriend is so sweet. She's kinda got the personality of a porcupine. But, she's really small and cute. And she's really dorky.

Friend: So she's like a hedgehog. She's a hedgedork!
Hedgedork by JCPV02 May 9, 2021
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