pondoo 

to pass gas, to flatulate, to break wind, to relieve oneself of odorous air biscuits. Use of such word is rumored to have originated in Korea.

I thought I had to take a shit, but it was just a pondoo.

pondoo by chork September 7, 2005

Pontoon Boat 

A motorboat, but in between the butt cheeks instead of the boobs.

Did you see Jack Pontoon Boat that stripper last night? He got his face right up in those butt cheeks.

Pontoon Boat by MooseMan5 September 17, 2010

Rusty Pontoon 

When a girl gives you a rim job, and then immediately after she starts making out with you. Later, you discover your own fecal matter on your upper lip, resembling a Hitler stache.

“Hey bro beans, you’re lookin an awful lot like Hitler right now. What’s that on your upper lip?” - concerned friend

*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*

“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend

“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend

“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times

Rusty Pontoon by Rodney McCumberpath May 19, 2023

PanDOORa's Box Syndrome 

The rage and profanity you let out of your mouth when someone exits your room and closes your door to the point where it's just ALMOST closed, but it ends up staying open a crack.

I get PanDOORa's Box Syndrome when just after my mom gets in my room and "closes my door", and I have to take a break from wanking to ensure maximum security.

PanDOORa's Box Syndrome by Totally O' Riginal January 24, 2011

pondom 

Overused condom. A condom used more than once.

I had so much sex last night, my pondom was dripping.

pondom by fluentfrench April 25, 2022

Poodoobrain 

a loving insult.

Used to say someone is annoying but you love them any way.

Often used after a realization that the other person has the correct viewpoint in an argument as a way to save face.

A term used in describing a close friend or family member.

comes from the root phrases of "poo" meaning poop, "doo" meaning doo-doo. and brain.
rough translation, "poop-brain".

you're a poodoobrain!!!

poodoobrain! (used as an interjectory statement)

Poodoobrain by RavinMnky May 10, 2011

poodoo

\poo'-doo, poo-doo'\ (Kaplan slang)

n. 1. One who lacks social graces, epecially if unaware of such lacking.
adj./adv. 1.Unsanitary and/or disgustingly disturbing. 2. Of lower quality.
(Kaplan slang)

See also chu-chu, z-dob

n. "You are such a poodoo!"
adj. "She loves to drink poodoo pop."
adv. "Dumpster-diving is poodoo."

poodoo by brandon stelly June 27, 2006