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Mike Pence'd 

The act of being shocked, or electrocuted via lightning. In reference to Mike Pence's previous belief that homosexuality could be 'cured' through Electroconvulsive therapy (ECT). This can be used in any manner regarding someone or something being shocked.
Guy 1: "Dude, I just got fucking Mike Pence'd"
Guy 2: "What???"
Guy 1: "Yeah, the shaman dropped skyfury totem with stormkeeper up and crit me with both lightning bolts."
Mike Pence'd by proton_800 November 9, 2021

Trump-Pence Dilemma 

When the only solution to a problem creates a greater problem.
A: We have to impeach Trump, he can't stay in office!
B: But then you get Pence, and he's even worse.

A: I really need to get rid of these insects that destroy my crops, but if I spray the field the entire harvest would be wasted.
B: Man, that's a real Trump-Pence dilemma you have there.
Trump-Pence Dilemma by Azshara October 5, 2020
1) Past tense of peace.
2) Used as an away message in some circumstances.
3) I am not here.
"Let's look at Jeet's away message."
"His away message is Peace'd."
"I guess he's not on his somputer right now then."
Peace'd by B.F. December 10, 2006

Big Daddy Pence 

Mike Pence’s Alias. How Mike Pence is referred as by Gen Z and others on TikTok. As for why; I have no idea.
Yo you saw the fly on Big Daddy Pence’s hair last night on the debate?
Big Daddy Pence by bidenharris2020 October 24, 2020

Ponce de Le-bóned 

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
Ponce de Le-bóned by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013

Pene de Muerte 

Translates to "Penis of death" in Spanish. Ancient mythological tale involving a penis that would kill anything it penetrates.
"Naughty children that stay up too late will be visited by the Pene de Muerte"
Pene de Muerte by vroller December 8, 2015