Definitions by Azshara

The Conspiracy-Loop Argument 

Every conspiracy theory can be presented as a conspiracy itself.

A: I'm telling you, there are aliens in Area 51, it's no conspiracy theory.
B: No, the conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory, it's what they want you to think.
A: You are just using the Conspiracy-Loop Argument.

The Conspiracy-Loop Argument by Azshara October 24, 2020

The Infinite Monkey Theorem 

Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.

A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.

The Infinite Monkey Theorem by Azshara October 7, 2020

Trump-Pence Dilemma 

When the only solution to a problem creates a greater problem.

A: We have to impeach Trump, he can't stay in office!
B: But then you get Pence, and he's even worse.

A: I really need to get rid of these insects that destroy my crops, but if I spray the field the entire harvest would be wasted.
B: Man, that's a real Trump-Pence dilemma you have there.

Trump-Pence Dilemma by Azshara October 5, 2020

The Thatcher Principle 

If a person's death results in a benefit for society equal to or greater than Thatcher's negative influence on society, the death is to be celebrated.

A: Did you hear? Jair Bolsonaro died.
B: Good riddance. He falls under the Thatcher principle.

The Thatcher Principle by Azshara October 2, 2020