Penaise 

The combination of the words penis and mayonnaise (under the assumption mayonnaise looks like cum). Term was coined by Bauby Manuel. Inspired by Minecraft saying "spotted dick with a side of cheese"

I slurped his penaise.

Penaise by Brandoge August 17, 2024

Penarse 

A silly billy.

"I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window, what do you think I'm doing, you penarse?"

Penarse by Rob Weir October 2, 2003

penisenvious 

As old as Adam. It started when Eve gave Adam the apple. War of the sexes!

If Eve had not been penisenvious the apple might still be on the tree.

penisenvious by Peter May 17, 2005

peniseyed 

A state of being "starryeyed" over a penis.

Saquisha became all peniseyed upon seeing her boyfriend Pharrel's new penis.

peniseyed by r0xygurly January 17, 2009

penisement 

The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt.

Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")

Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain?

Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.

HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!

penisement by subbie_333 September 19, 2011

Peniser 

A Peniser is a chronic and dedicated Masturbator. Most Penisers penis their penis for hours at a time and are very proud of being Masturbators.

Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser.
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy

Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!

Peniser by Antonio El Pajero March 15, 2019

Penises

Are fun to play with.

"I like to play with penises."

Penises by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003