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peniseyed

A state of being "starryeyed" over a penis.
Saquisha became all peniseyed upon seeing her boyfriend Pharrel's new penis.
by r0xygurly January 17, 2009
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penisement

The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt.

Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")
Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain?

Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.

HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!
by subbie_333 September 19, 2011
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Penised

Sexual intercourse involving the use of a penis. Not a fake penis, but a real penis possesed by a male of the species. e.g. a lesbian cannot "penis" another lesbian.
Dude, wookie totally penised lyzzi last night.
by Fianslip April 18, 2006
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penised

1. Forceful, yet playful interaction between a throbbing happy-rod and <insert orifice here>. Doesn't really need much more explanation.
person1: haha! she got penised in her/the <insert orifice here>!
by aka_Pyro June 14, 2007
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Penised

Often used when defeating another player in video games. Made popular by players in halo 3 who would often change their symbol to a grenade and a banner. This when changed to one color (commonly red- got raped so hard there was blood) look a lot like a penis.
Winner: Haha look at that looser, I penised him soo bad.

Looser: WTF are you talking about?
by SeeDemTails September 19, 2009
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Penised

When an individual has had someone elses penis rubbed over them, usually unwillingy. Most commonly rubbed on the head
'Hahaha, did you see ashley just got penised by elliot?!' - After Elliot rubbed his penis over ashley's head.
by Miss A. Crew January 13, 2009
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peniserector

Joe: Damn shes a real peniserector.
Mama: Ye shes so hot and makes my penis so fucking erect.
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