peniseyed 

A state of being "starryeyed" over a penis.

Saquisha became all peniseyed upon seeing her boyfriend Pharrel's new penis.

peniseyed by r0xygurly January 17, 2009

penisement 

The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt.

Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")

Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain?

Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.

HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!

penisement by subbie_333 September 19, 2011

Penised 

Sexual intercourse involving the use of a penis. Not a fake penis, but a real penis possesed by a male of the species. e.g. a lesbian cannot "penis" another lesbian.

Dude, wookie totally penised lyzzi last night.

Penised by Fianslip April 18, 2006

penised 

1. Forceful, yet playful interaction between a throbbing happy-rod and <insert orifice here>. Doesn't really need much more explanation.

person1: haha! she got penised in her/the <insert orifice here>!

penised by aka_Pyro June 14, 2007

Penised 

Often used when defeating another player in video games. Made popular by players in halo 3 who would often change their symbol to a grenade and a banner. This when changed to one color (commonly red- got raped so hard there was blood) look a lot like a penis.

Winner: Haha look at that looser, I penised him soo bad.

Looser: WTF are you talking about?

Penised by SeeDemTails September 19, 2009

Penised 

When an individual has had someone elses penis rubbed over them, usually unwillingy. Most commonly rubbed on the head

'Hahaha, did you see ashley just got penised by elliot?!' - After Elliot rubbed his penis over ashley's head.

Penised by Miss A. Crew January 13, 2009

peniserector 

means "hot girl"

Joe: Damn shes a real peniserector.
Mama: Ye shes so hot and makes my penis so fucking erect.

peniserector by MilfPoliceSmallPPUnit_ecksdee July 10, 2021