Pelsor

(pěl-sōr) - NOUN

An injury sustained by being tomlinsoned.

"Dude, where'd you get that Pelsor?"

"Some douche at work Tomlinsoned me with a set cart!"

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

Pelorism

The left-wing religion that teaches virtue with regard only to what can be proven as fact.

As a member of Pelorism, he cannot believe in God, who has not been proven.

by PeloristicAtheist August 16, 2011

pelshrum

The pointy red shoes with bells on the end that elves wear during the holiday season. They are always made by forest gnomes.

The guy in doodlejump snow version wears pelshrums.

by mufasa gnome January 6, 2010

pelser

A term used to describe someone who extremely blonde

DG: "That guy is so blonde!" Dillon: "Yea I know man, he must be a pelser"

by HoodedDarkness June 12, 2012

Pensore

If you masturbate consistently, you probably know about these. Pensores are what happen when you masturbate too much. You develop a small red sore on your penis, and it sorta' stings when you masturbate. These are no big deal, they heal fast. However, if you keep masturbating after the sore develops, it will increase in severity and it will take longer to heal. I would recommend NOT getting these.

Damn, I masturbated so much last week, I have a pensore the size of J Los' ass!

by Prince_Penis5050 May 9, 2008

pelore

sexiest nigga alive. makes dank meme videos and gets all the bitches

bro i wanna be like pelore so bad

by beasstgang91169420 April 7, 2021

pelor

a big, friendly guy

(after the sun god from D&D)

That's too bad about Andre the Giant. He was a total pelor.

by foltor September 2, 2005