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Pelorism 

The left-wing religion that teaches virtue with regard only to what can be proven as fact.
As a member of Pelorism, he cannot believe in God, who has not been proven.
Pelorism by PeloristicAtheist August 16, 2011
Related Words
Pelsor • pelore • pelor • Pelorism • Pelort • pelser • pelshrum • Pensore

pelshrum 

The pointy red shoes with bells on the end that elves wear during the holiday season. They are always made by forest gnomes.
The guy in doodlejump snow version wears pelshrums.
pelshrum by mufasa gnome January 6, 2010
A term used to describe someone who extremely blonde
DG: "That guy is so blonde!" Dillon: "Yea I know man, he must be a pelser"
pelser by HoodedDarkness June 12, 2012
If you masturbate consistently, you probably know about these. Pensores are what happen when you masturbate too much. You develop a small red sore on your penis, and it sorta' stings when you masturbate. These are no big deal, they heal fast. However, if you keep masturbating after the sore develops, it will increase in severity and it will take longer to heal. I would recommend NOT getting these.
Damn, I masturbated so much last week, I have a pensore the size of J Los' ass!
Pensore by Prince_Penis5050 May 9, 2008
sexiest nigga alive. makes dank meme videos and gets all the bitches
bro i wanna be like pelore so bad
pelore by beasstgang91169420 April 7, 2021
a big, friendly guy

(after the sun god from D&D)
That's too bad about Andre the Giant. He was a total pelor.
pelor by foltor September 2, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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