Definitions by foltor

buttons 

an object with buttons, esp. a handheld device like a remote control or cordless phone

This show sucks. Pass me the buttons.

buttons by foltor September 2, 2005

nuclearate 

to cook in a microwave oven, see nuclearator

I'm gonna nuclearate some ramen.

nuclearate by foltor September 2, 2005

nuclearator 

mirowave oven, see nuclearate

Just toss it in the nuclearator for three minutes.

nuclearator by foltor September 2, 2005

zim

adj. ridiculously grandiose and complex, doomed to failure, yet undeniably hillarious, usu. said of plans for world domination and the like

I'm all for getting revenge, but getting atomic cesium sounds a little zim.

zim by foltor September 2, 2005

clodhoppers 

boots, esp. hiking boots, esp. if large, ugly, and/or filthy

Get your clodhoppers off the table!

clodhoppers by foltor September 2, 2005

tall hawk 

a guy who digs on / is always on the look out for tall women

Dave is such a tall hawk he won't date a girl under 5'10"

tall hawk by foltor September 2, 2005

mosstrooper 

1. an undisciplined soldier

2. a total lunatic, one who fights without fear of death or is impervious to pain, one who takes unreasonable risks just for the hell of it and delights in causing destruction and mayhem, see also berserker

3. someone obsessed with hiking

4. a beverage composed of 4 parts root beer and 1 part lemonade (and a sprig of mint if you're Martha-friggin'-Stewart)

1. Ray showed up for duty without polishing his boots. What a mosstrooper!

2. Ray just walked up and slapped that tiger. What a mosstrooper!

3. Ray has been walking for twelve hours. What a mosstrooper!

4. It's been a long day. I need a mosstrooper.

mosstrooper by foltor September 2, 2005