foltor's definitions

nuclearator

mirowave oven, see nuclearate

Just toss it in the nuclearator for three minutes.

by foltor September 2, 2005

Fezzik

1. the giant in The Princess Bride (played by Andre the Giant)

2. a big, strong guy that could probably crush your ribcage with one hand if he wanted to, but is really sweet and harmless

Don't worry about Mark, he's just a big fezzik.

by foltor September 2, 2005

Tolkienian

adj. like Tolkien, i.e. fantastic, epic, melodramatic, and or verbose

I prefer Alexander to Lewis; he's not as Tolkienian.

Don't get Sarah started on her character unless you're in the mood for a half-hour Tolkienian monologue.

by foltor September 2, 2005

haberdashery

the artful design, creation and selection of fine hats, probably the fruitiest fashion pursuit of them all

And what do you do in your spare time?

by foltor September 2, 2005

Foltor

1. hero in Irish myth who helped Finn MacCuil rescue his companions from the underworld

2. an awesome tracker or navigator

All those guys in Search and Rescue are total foltors!

by foltor September 2, 2005

nuclearate

to cook in a microwave oven, see nuclearator

I'm gonna nuclearate some ramen.

by foltor September 2, 2005

grinch

1. to gripe or complain about stuff peripheral to holidays (e.g. traffic, crowds at the mall, etc.)

2. a person who incessantly does the above, year after year

Don't be such a grinch!

by foltor September 2, 2005