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If you masturbate consistently, you probably know about these. Pensores are what happen when you masturbate too much. You develop a small red sore on your penis, and it sorta' stings when you masturbate. These are no big deal, they heal fast. However, if you keep masturbating after the sore develops, it will increase in severity and it will take longer to heal. I would recommend NOT getting these.
Damn, I masturbated so much last week, I have a pensore the size of J Los' ass!
Pensore by Prince_Penis5050 May 9, 2008
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Penisore 

A gnarly STD which in fact, makes your penis sore
guy1: damn it, you were right, Jenelle totally gave me a penisore

guy2: I so told you. but don't go to the free clinic, she works there.
Penisore by rayrayak February 24, 2011
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Ponsoredually 

Ponsoredually refers to a mode of interaction where two individuals or groups provide mutual support and assistance to one another. This concept encompasses the idea of reciprocal aid, collaborative effort, and shared backing, emphasizing a balanced and cooperative relationship. It implies that the involved parties actively contribute to and benefit from each other's help, fostering a synergistic partnership.

Example:

In a team project, the members worked ponsoredually, ensuring that everyone's strengths were utilized and challenges were addressed collectively.
We can both help each other "ponsoredually."
Ponsoredually by Anaximenes January 24, 2025

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026