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If you masturbate consistently, you probably know about these. Pensores are what happen when you masturbate too much. You develop a small red sore on your penis, and it sorta' stings when you masturbate. These are no big deal, they heal fast. However, if you keep masturbating after the sore develops, it will increase in severity and it will take longer to heal. I would recommend NOT getting these.
Damn, I masturbated so much last week, I have a pensore the size of J Los' ass!
Pensore by Prince_Penis5050 May 9, 2008
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Penisore 

A gnarly STD which in fact, makes your penis sore
guy1: damn it, you were right, Jenelle totally gave me a penisore

guy2: I so told you. but don't go to the free clinic, she works there.
Penisore by rayrayak February 24, 2011
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Ponsoredually 

Ponsoredually refers to a mode of interaction where two individuals or groups provide mutual support and assistance to one another. This concept encompasses the idea of reciprocal aid, collaborative effort, and shared backing, emphasizing a balanced and cooperative relationship. It implies that the involved parties actively contribute to and benefit from each other's help, fostering a synergistic partnership.

Example:

In a team project, the members worked ponsoredually, ensuring that everyone's strengths were utilized and challenges were addressed collectively.
We can both help each other "ponsoredually."
Ponsoredually by Anaximenes January 24, 2025
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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