14 definitions by Crowdsurfer

Tomlinson

(tom-lin-suhn) - VERB

To drop an object in a manor likely to cause injury to a coworker.

"Dude, watch it! you just tomlinsoned me with that CO2 tank!

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

(ûrd) - VERB PHRASE (to erd out)

To throw a tantrum worthy of a 2-year old over something which is either untrue or moot.

"What's wrong with him?"

"Oh he's just erding out over supposedly being on spot call!"

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

(ot-oh; Ger. awt-oh) - VERB

To hand tighten a nut so tight that it cannot be loosened by hand.

"Who the hell Otto'd these truss bolts? Someone get me a wrench!"

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

(pěl-sōr) - NOUN

An injury sustained by being tomlinsoned.

"Dude, where'd you get that Pelsor?"

"Some douche at work Tomlinsoned me with a set cart!"

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

(hŏl'ē-wŏŏd') - VERB

To load in with more than two non-working chain motors and no spares.

"Ok guys, take a break, I'm gonna have to run back to the shop, looks like we've hollywooded this one!"

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

(shoolts) - VERB

To simultaneously get yourself fired from 3 jobs and banned from a venue.

"Hey, why isn't Kevin here?"

"Oh he schultzed himself last week, long story!"

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

(duhb-uhl dee) - VERB

To screw up a task so simple that it could have been done by amoebas.

"Oh dear GOD, all I wanted you to do was turn on the light, how the hell can you DD that?"

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010