Peinous 

A penis-like word that Robotnik hides in the phrase "I want that heinous hedgehog hammered!".

I want that PEINOUS hedgehog hammered!

Peinous by zakawer March 17, 2011

penous 

A spelling of the word penis used by slightly less smart people who hear the word. having never seen it written down and write down what they think they hear. Synonyms include peanous, peanis, peanus, peenous, penice etc.

Jim: "I gOT wartZ on Meh pEnous"
Bill: "It's penis, get it right, idiot."

penous by Amalja July 19, 2011

penious 

The state of mind where one feels like a dick about oneself yet remorseful.

The comedian felt penious about telling the fat chick joke to the audience of midgets.

penious by Reprebus August 31, 2006

penousculous 

Very large penis. Penis+Rhinoceros. Sometimes referred to as The Great White Penousculous. Although color has nothing to do with it. Adding "Great White" only adds emphasis to the size, by including the Great White Shark into the large penis equation.

The girl was lonely because she would not settle for an average sized male part, she needed, the (Great White) Penousculous.

penousculous by KristinJo February 8, 2008

Peingus 

A strangly shaped or deformed dick that doesn't function properly. Can be used as an insult to something or some one who doesn't get the job done.

America's government is a major peingus.

Peingus by Wigga #2 March 20, 2016

Disesious penious 

When a couple or more people go have sec and the dick isn’t wet enough it gets stuck in the vag and hurts the dick really bad that’s why condoms are a thing

How was you one night stand

Not good I now have disesious penious

Disesious penious by STD positive 223 November 6, 2019