Skip to main content

Peewissed 

Being peewissed is the act of being so pissed (annoyed/frustrated) that you become a pleb.
That Jason, he looks so peewissed today
Peewissed by BleepBloopBlepAT March 6, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch

The Peepissers 

Funny guy on gamejolt and discord who makes cum jokes all the time, makes big funny memes, steals big funny memes and more, fucking hillarious.
Dude 1: Hey did you hear about The Peepissers new funny?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah.
The Peepissers by The Peepissers February 5, 2021
The stage of emotion between perturbed and pissed.
If that twit keeps tailgating me I’m going to get really pertissed!
Pertissed by Melonni September 6, 2019

Penissed 

When a ghost, spirit, or jinn rape you. Specifically by sticking their penis inside of you.
The ghost penissed me last night and the dick was so good.
Penissed by WitchGirl666 June 20, 2020
Peessed is another way of saying Pissed or Peed.
Peessed can refer to Pissed (as in pee) or Pissed (as in angry).
“Bro McDonald’s just ran out of Ice Cream again!”

“Really? I’m peessed”

or

“OH SHIT HONEY THE BABY PEESSED AGAIN”
Peessed by damn im fine May 17, 2021

Peepisser 

Someone who pees and does it successfully
Austin still isn’t a peepisser
Peepisser by Btahunter November 21, 2021

Penissed 

When a person with a penis has fcked you over/done you dirty.
“Bryce broke up with me, because my boobs are too small!:(“
“You been penissed, bitch”
Penissed by CrustyButtBacon March 14, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next