Peetoot

An alternative, yet hilarious, name to call your DICK

"My peetoot is currently pitching a tent."

by Thrikal January 25, 2010

peetotaler

A person who doesn't drink, but likes to witness or participate in the act of being peed on (goldenshower).

Did you read the Steele dossier? It mentions the Potus is a peetotaler.

by Ron R. (PD) October 17, 2020

#peetoo

When you are out with friends and have to piss bad... but feel embarrassed to admit it until your friend says the magic words .... I have to pee....you respond I have to Peetoo them everyone in the bar texts #peetoo

She says ...God I have to Lee so bad... my response #peetoo

by DickieHanger February 5, 2018

Peentoot

A fart coming out of the penis; a queef for guys. Usually happens when hard.

Girl: I just Queefed
Guy: Weird I just Peentooted

by Joey Peed May 11, 2012

#peetoo

A bowel movement accompanied by the expulsion of fluid waste.

I totally just had a #peetoo movement. Felt good to get it all out.

by Seaweedwitch January 27, 2019

pertootie

Ass

Kiss my pertootie

by weecheekies August 17, 2008

Petooty

Noun: A slang reference to one's butt, interchangeable with ass, arse, behind and bum.

I told my daughter to get off her petooty and clean her room.

by miaxara July 27, 2011