peenooter

Another word for penis. The short version of peenooter is just peen

I showed my wife my peenooter after I shaved.

by Hot saracha May 10, 2021

phanooter

A rotting vaginal cavity, that in time creates an odor so unbearable it will cause instant paralysis. It may also contain the incredible ability to make men homosexual.

Easy MaXXX's phanooter is the sole reason manly-man Jimmy turned homosexual, causing us great grief.

by Chris Flint May 20, 2004

peenoose

A disfigured or non-functioning penis.

bill was diagnosed with a peenoose

by david flopidonk June 9, 2014

peenster

Very simply: a peanut butter and jam sandwich. They can come in many varieties such as a double, triple, and quadruple decker peensters. Also, peensters can be toasted and have been known to have bananas inside.

Man I loves me a mothafuckin' peenster!

by 22mothafuckas March 21, 2008

peepooper

A person who is unknowingly ugly but considers themselves attractive.

Ugly person: I look so good today.
Person 1(from other side of room): That person is so ugly today.
Person 2: Yes, what a peepooper.

by pee_hole March 20, 2021

weenter-peenter

One's dick, in its flaccid state.

" Man, it's been over a month since I've had sex...My weenter-peenter is getting very lonely..."

by Waterlec June 21, 2018

peencopter

The act of making ones penis spin around like the propellers of a helicopter by wiggling ones hips.

(verb) 1. Chuck stood in front of the mirror and began to peencopter.
(noun) 2. George found out the hard way that the peencopter should be done wisely as you can throw out a hip if done incorrectly.

by Peencopter August 3, 2023