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teetotaler 

One pledged to entire abstinence from all intoxicating drinks.
Matt Dziki And all of his friends are sure not teetortalers, haha get drunk mutha fucka!!
teetotaler by Tortuga July 8, 2004
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teetotaler 

Someone who totally drinks tea.
Hey bro want a Maté?
Totally, because I'm a teetotaler.
Relax have a beer!
No.
teetotaler by Amy West February 8, 2013

teetotaler 

An overly macho/aggressive/impatient golfer who compulsively feels the need to "swing low" and therefore not only really clobber the ball, but also to totally annihilate the tee that it's resting on, not to mention gouge out about three inches of grassy topsoil along with it.
The new golf course in town has an additional rule to reduce their turf-restoration budget --- not only do they have the standard "profanity and aggressive behavior prohibited" notice, but they also strictly forbid teetotalers... if you wanna play here, you gotta behave yourself.
teetotaler by QuacksO November 21, 2017

Teetotaler 

An extremely boring and dull person. They hate fun and shouldn't be invited anywhere.
Cara was at my party and was acting like a teetotaler, it was very boring.
Teetotaler by Beatthedealer February 22, 2017

teetotaler 

Teetotaler is from tee (the letter t, as in total) + total + -er.
You mentioned that magazine on our walk to Soho, the first time we met, when you were attempting to be a teetotaler.
teetotaler by fishy December 28, 2005

Teetotaler 

A teetotaler is someone who doesn't drink alcohol, be it for religious, moral reasons, or just personal preference, such as not liking the taste.
I am a teetotaler because I am very prone to developing bad habits, and am worried that if I did drink it would become another addiction/bad habit. Therefore, I will not use alcohol under any circumstances.
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