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goldenshower 

(v.) To urinate on someone's head


(n.) piss porn
John loves goldenshower
goldenshower by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
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Goldenshower 

When one urinates on another person for no apparent reason other than the obvious that its hilarious. (There does not have to be a jellyfish sting)
That Goldenshower in Florida was so nice and warm.
Goldenshower by NICKAPLEZ March 25, 2009

goldenshower 

the act of shooting out a yellow substance out of the private area out on to someone. mainly done by some sick motherfucka.
man i was having such good sex that i just couldnt reach the bathroom so when i stood up out it went.
goldenshower by your mom February 16, 2005

Goldenshower 

n: The username of an internet game freak/porn pimp also known as also known as goldengamingod
Goldenshower is a postwhore.
Goldenshower by Forumhitman November 28, 2009

Czech golden shower

The sound of empty .32 ACP cases hiting the ground after firing through a entire 20 round mag on a full auto VZ-61
You will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground (...) it's like the Czech golden shower
Czech golden shower by Bigdeagle85 November 17, 2022

Czech golden shower

A VZ-61. It runs away so fast the shells hit the ground later. Yeah, you're welcome Brandon.
Its like the Czech golden shower.

Trump Tower Golden Shower

A special service, offered only in the Penthouse of Trump Tower, wherein the high rolling V.I.P. can be pissed on, all night long, by gorgeous Russian prostitutes who have special visas allowing them to be here just for this.
The fee for a Trump Tower Golden Shower is a mere 100 K, about the same as a single tryst with any of the famous centerfolds.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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