Peenitz

slang for penis (male genitalia)

"Last night I was jorking my peenitz"

Peenitz by CTRLPLAY November 22, 2025

peenith 

the word penis, with a lisp added on.

Hey honey, do you like my lithp? Because if you like that, then you are sure to like my peenith!

peenith by JoJo from Kokamo (Im a girl) =3 August 20, 2003

Peenits

The way my father pronounces "peanuts". Phonetically similar to "penis".

"Hey guys, Five Guys is giving out free peenits!"
"Why does this car smell like peenits?"
"Does anyone want some peenits?"

Peenits by CTH8641 January 1, 2012

Peenitentiary

Locked into an unhealthy relationship for a good sex life.

"He treats me terrible, but the sex is good, I feel as though I'm locked in a peenitentiary"

Peenitentiary by Lesismas August 17, 2017

Peenits

something that Charlotte Ritchie says almost religiously

"SOOK my big PEENITS, Becca"

Peenits by bigbigpenis69urmom May 25, 2019

peenutz

pee is stored in the nutz

"don't hit my peenutz"

peenutz by MCsoggy MCgee March 2, 2018

peenizly dizzle 

when you really gotta piss

peenizly dizzle by shaniqua January 26, 2007