Pedofriend 

Someone who maintains a strictly platonic friendship with those who are years younger than them. Usually under the legal limit.

These friendships often form on the internet.

Person 1 - I just turned 21 but all my friends are still in highschool. I've got no one to go drinking with!

Person 2 - Way to be a pedofriend.

Pedofriend by Dancingzombiez August 17, 2010

pseudofriend 

An irritating individual that you call a friend but you don't really get on with due to

a) the fact they are a sponger
b) they constantly backstab you and all of your real friends
c) they have an artificial sense of superiority, which comes from them reading one book, making them an instant expert on a subject
d) they only know you when they want something major(ref sponger)
e) they are a transparent manipulator
f) they show unashamed arrogance when displaying their worldy knowledge to others.

Psychologically unbalanced, they struggle to take control of their life, and in the process compensate by controlling other peoples.

Often spotted by these character traits: Narrow minded, open mouthed, short on social skills and tells tall stories.

Phew, my mates invited me to a barbecue! Saves from meeting up with your 'pseudofriends'.

pseudofriend by missadventure November 1, 2006

Psuedofriend

A "Friend" who constantly lets you down, never hangs out with you, never helps you with anything, never hits you up or bothers to visit or contact you in anyway shape or form.

A Psuedofriend will call you a friend, that's about it.

Note: a Psuedofriend is not a "Backstabber", The difference between a Backstabber is someone who's relationship intention with you, is to use you to their benefit, usually at your expense and nothing else. A psuedofriend has no interest in any type of relationship with you whatsoever, they may ask you for help, but won't hurt you in any way, however, even if you do help a psuedofriend, they won't bother to return the favor.

You: Hey let's play this game!
Psuedofriend: Later, I'm with my family right now.
Later comes,
You: Now?
Psuedofriend: I'm busy, sorrryyyyyyy

And it turns out they aren't really busy.
This behavior is repetitive, they will never comeback to you about your concerns.

Example 2:
Psuedofriend: Help me with my HW! lol
Friend: Sure.

Friend: Help me with my homeworkkk
Psuedofriend: Nooooooooo lol.

Psuedofriend by Wofye May 15, 2013

pedofied

To become stunned or paralyzed in arousal for underage children. Similar to petrified.

To convert (wood or other organic matter) into a stony replica by means of pedofication.

To cause to become stiff or rigid through exposure to children.

The man in the trench coat became aroused as the school bus unloaded onto the playground. His penis flooded with blood and his knees shivered; but, his hands had become pedofied, unable to expose the throbbing genitals underneath his trench coat.

pedofied by broughizzay October 22, 2009

pseudofriend 

when a person acts nice to you like there your friend but are not really your friend.
For example the person at the checkout counter " have a nice day" ect. Or a cop its sir all over till they find pot in your car ect. then its put your fucking hands behind your back ect.
How many people that act like your friend would snitch on you if they knew you were growing pot ect.

That teacher is just a pseudofriend.

pseudofriend by Deep blue 2012 November 5, 2009

Pedofied

The act of doing unconsensual things to little people

Mom, I just got pedofied by dad this past weekend.

Pedofied by AHefty October 17, 2022

paedofriend

A friend you make online who is significantly older than you. Generally an older male trying to get it off with a teenage girl.

Sally: Hey Miss I was talking to my paedofriend last night on MSN and he wants sex with me!
Miss: That is disgusting Sally. He is too old and didn't you say he was married?

paedofriend by heinouswench March 12, 2008