A friend you make online who is significantly older than you. Generally an older male trying to get it off with a teenage girl.
Sally: Hey Miss I was talking to my paedofriend last night on MSN and he wants sex with me!
Miss: That is disgusting Sally. He is too old and didn't you say he was married?
Miss: That is disgusting Sally. He is too old and didn't you say he was married?
by heinouswench March 12, 2008
Get the paedofriend mug.An irritating individual that you call a friend but you don't really get on with due to
a) the fact they are a sponger
b) they constantly backstab you and all of your real friends
c) they have an artificial sense of superiority, which comes from them reading one book, making them an instant expert on a subject
d) they only know you when they want something major(ref sponger)
e) they are a transparent manipulator
f) they show unashamed arrogance when displaying their worldy knowledge to others.
Psychologically unbalanced, they struggle to take control of their life, and in the process compensate by controlling other peoples.
Often spotted by these character traits: Narrow minded, open mouthed, short on social skills and tells tall stories.
a) the fact they are a sponger
b) they constantly backstab you and all of your real friends
c) they have an artificial sense of superiority, which comes from them reading one book, making them an instant expert on a subject
d) they only know you when they want something major(ref sponger)
e) they are a transparent manipulator
f) they show unashamed arrogance when displaying their worldy knowledge to others.
Psychologically unbalanced, they struggle to take control of their life, and in the process compensate by controlling other peoples.
Often spotted by these character traits: Narrow minded, open mouthed, short on social skills and tells tall stories.
by missadventure November 1, 2006
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Character from Monkey Dust responsible for persecuting anyone who's has ever seen, heard, met or imagined children.
by Carnophage December 15, 2004
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Get the Paedofinder General mug.A character from the BBC show 'Monkey Dust' representative of the burgeoning witch-hunt mentality against alleged paedophiles in the UK.
"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub - who is *sure* - I now pronounce you...a paedophile
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Get the Paedofinder General mug.A "Friend" who constantly lets you down, never hangs out with you, never helps you with anything, never hits you up or bothers to visit or contact you in anyway shape or form.
A Psuedofriend will call you a friend, that's about it.
Note: a Psuedofriend is not a "Backstabber", The difference between a Backstabber is someone who's relationship intention with you, is to use you to their benefit, usually at your expense and nothing else. A psuedofriend has no interest in any type of relationship with you whatsoever, they may ask you for help, but won't hurt you in any way, however, even if you do help a psuedofriend, they won't bother to return the favor.
A Psuedofriend will call you a friend, that's about it.
Note: a Psuedofriend is not a "Backstabber", The difference between a Backstabber is someone who's relationship intention with you, is to use you to their benefit, usually at your expense and nothing else. A psuedofriend has no interest in any type of relationship with you whatsoever, they may ask you for help, but won't hurt you in any way, however, even if you do help a psuedofriend, they won't bother to return the favor.
You: Hey let's play this game!
Psuedofriend: Later, I'm with my family right now.
Later comes,
You: Now?
Psuedofriend: I'm busy, sorrryyyyyyy
And it turns out they aren't really busy.
This behavior is repetitive, they will never comeback to you about your concerns.
Example 2:
Psuedofriend: Help me with my HW! lol
Friend: Sure.
Friend: Help me with my homeworkkk
Psuedofriend: Nooooooooo lol.
Psuedofriend: Later, I'm with my family right now.
Later comes,
You: Now?
Psuedofriend: I'm busy, sorrryyyyyyy
And it turns out they aren't really busy.
This behavior is repetitive, they will never comeback to you about your concerns.
Example 2:
Psuedofriend: Help me with my HW! lol
Friend: Sure.
Friend: Help me with my homeworkkk
Psuedofriend: Nooooooooo lol.
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These friendships often form on the internet.
These friendships often form on the internet.
Person 1 - I just turned 21 but all my friends are still in highschool. I've got no one to go drinking with!
Person 2 - Way to be a pedofriend.
Person 2 - Way to be a pedofriend.
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