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Pedofender 

A portmantua of "pedophile" and "defender"

NOUN: A person who defends a convicted pedophile/child molester to a visibly sick and or illogical degree.

Someone that has an unhealthy, one-way relationship with a convicted pedophile to the point to where they become the pedophile's minion.
"A Chen is a pedofender for Austin Jones."
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Paedofinder General 

Character from Monkey Dust responsible for persecuting anyone who's has ever seen, heard, met or imagined children.
"I am the Paedofinder General, your house shall be torched in flames for you being a paedophile"
Paedofinder General by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Paedofinder General 

A character from BBC Three's Monkey Dust, an animated series of much dark ad twisted amusement.
I am the Peadofinder General and by the powers invested in me by a phone poll in the News Of The World, I declare you guilty of being a Peadofile and sentence you to death.

Paedofinder General 

A character from the BBC show 'Monkey Dust' representative of the burgeoning witch-hunt mentality against alleged paedophiles in the UK.
"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub - who is *sure* - I now pronounce you...a paedophile
Paedofinder General by Dan February 1, 2005

Pedofeeler

Someone who's sexually attracted to pedophiles
"I think Jermey's a pedofeeler."

"What?"

"His girlfriend's a pedophile."
Pedofeeler by yurtyopuptheslop September 6, 2018

pedodendronecrozoofilia 

When you get take 2 branches put them in asses of both male dead birds and force them to fuck each other
I like pedodendronecrozoofilia its my favorite filia

Pedefender 

noun

Someone who defends pedophiles/chomos while ignoring their heinous actions.
Person 1: yo did you hear about roblox banning schlep?
Person 2: yeah, david baszucki is such a pedefender
Pedefender by explainer_guy September 11, 2025
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