Peding

When you masturbate by using your feet instead of hands

I am addicted to peding

Peding by northern penguin September 1, 2026

peeing games 

You came from The Big Guns episode (s6 ep. 12) of Modern Family. Dont deny it.

"I've tried everything, books, songs, and parenting websites!"
"Hell! Don't search up Peeing Games on the internet"

peeing games by roxmstar July 23, 2020

peningful 

something that is sexually arousing to a male; i.e meaningful to your penis

"damn look at that hot girl"
"yeah she's really peningful to me"

peningful by seksimopho November 13, 2012

Peeing on the same bush

A replacement for "On the same page". Means that you are in agreement with someone else.

"I agree with Bill, we're peeing on the same bush"

Peeing on the same bush by Tacoman3005 May 11, 2015

Pedigree chums 

Best friends, often used sarcastically to emphasize the weakness of a relationship.

"You're on thin ice my pedigree chums and I shall be under it when it breaks"- Brick Top- Snatch

Pedigree chums by I Regret My Choice September 27, 2013

pedigree chump 

High class fucking idiot

you my friend are a pedigree chump

pedigree chump by Merrydown February 11, 2009

Peeing sitting down 

When you sitt while peeing like a woman, as a man.

Benefits: I can focus on the future instead of focusing on aiming.
If i suddenly feel like taking a poop while peeing, I'm already sitting down.
I dont have to fear that I will miss the toilet.
My wife would stop whining about me sitting down.

Yeah I like peeing sitting down, deal with it.

Peeing sitting down by Im a wizard. September 15, 2016