Pedigree chums

Best friends, often used sarcastically to emphasize the weakness of a relationship.

"You're on thin ice my pedigree chums and I shall be under it when it breaks"- Brick Top- Snatch

by I Regret My Choice September 27, 2013

Pedigree Chum

Someone whom you share a common sense of (humour) with, whether it's been months or even years can still be able to pick up where you left off and have that same (banter).

Person A- "That Shelley seems a right good (laugh)."
Person B- "Aye, she's a proper pedigree chum"

by Bobbydgrum June 7, 2015

pedigree chum

The floating remnants of a particularly large and buoyant panful of excrement. As a defense mechanism, the faeces disperse into smaller chunks when the flush is deployed, surviving to haunt the bowl for the next unfortunate soul to encounter.

Simon: Who was last in the toilet?
Chris: Why?
Simon: There's a load of pedigree chum floating around the bowl.

by steve_rogers_is_dead June 16, 2008

Pedigree Chum Trick

To take a tin of pedigree chum, open and mash into a paste. Then rub the paste onto either female or male sexual organs. Then get pet dog your's or neighbours and allow to lick off. Add more paste for longer sensation.

I had the best orgasm last night from by doing the pedigree chum trick

by Penny Fox April 16, 2010