pedging

A form of scatological edging where the person delays full bowel release when defecating. More advanced "pedgers" can retract the strand of fecal matter back into their anus after the turd has touched the water. This is referred to as a "soggy prairie dog".

I think my roommate is either edging or pedging, he's been in the bathroom for an hour.

Pedging has rekt my rectum.

by notsoghettoking June 26, 2016

pedging

when u hold in ur pee for so long that u have a similar feeling to edging which could get u horny

“i’m litterly pedging rn i have to pee so bad, it feels good tho”

by cuocuo December 2, 2020

Pedge

To feel positively towards something one has no experience with.

"I've never skydived, but I know it's something I'd enjoy! I really pedge it."

Man A: "I love the feeling of beating you at video games."
Man B: "I think you mean you pedge it, because you always lose."

by JigfredAlfamin May 2, 2019

Pedge

A slang term used for the underside of a male's penis.

"His pedge was as smooth as a ducks bottom" said Maureen.

"Really?!" said Jill...

"I wish our Frank's pedge was smooth, but he ends up giving me cramp every time he goes up the cave"

"get yourself a new man, a man with a rough pedge is a man not worth knowing" finished Maureen.

by Liam Fairclough September 6, 2005

Pedge

When you push a pug off the ledge

I saw a pug and wanted to pedge it.

I was so excited that i accidently pedged.

by Hgcanon May 28, 2018

Pedge

A Pussy-Wedge. Also more commonly known as a camel toe.

That girl's so big her pedge hangs half-way down her thigh.

by Jane Dougherty August 18, 2009

pedgeness

The act of being really enthusiastic and completely annoying at the same time.

Pedge: "HEY MATE HOW YA GOIN'? HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? IM REALLY HUNGOVER!"

Kyle: "Pedge. Your a discrace to my race. go and paint that green bin red. make sure that you do with a significant amount of pedgeness."

by SEAMAT! March 30, 2011