A form of scatological edging where the person delays full bowel release when defecating. More advanced "pedgers" can retract the strand of fecal matter back into their anus after the turd has touched the water. This is referred to as a "soggy prairie dog".
I think my roommate is either edging or pedging, he's been in the bathroom for an hour.
Pedging has rekt my rectum.
by notsoghettoking April 03, 2016
by cuocuo December 02, 2020
"I've never skydived, but I know it's something I'd enjoy! I really pedge it."
Man A: "I love the feeling of beating you at video games."
Man B: "I think you mean you pedge it, because you always lose."
by JigfredAlfamin May 03, 2019
"His pedge was as smooth as a ducks bottom" said Maureen.
"Really?!" said Jill...
"I wish our Frank's pedge was smooth, but he ends up giving me cramp every time he goes up the cave"
"get yourself a new man, a man with a rough pedge is a man not worth knowing" finished Maureen.
by Liam Fairclough August 15, 2005
by Hgcanon April 19, 2018
by Jane Dougherty August 18, 2009
Pedging is a practical challenge of a mans will of power. Pedging is a very hard task to succeed and it takes years to master. It's when you have to piss really badly while be interrupted by a task. Lets say that you're listening to your friend vent about a very serious topic, but you have to piss so badly, so what weak pussies do is immediately interrupt them and say you have to piss. Or you stay along and keep them blabbering until their done, and then you piss.
NOT PEDGING:
George (In the middle of venting): And she cheated on me and would treat me unfairly-
Tom: Yo uh.. I am so sorry but hold on, I have to use the bathroom.
PEDGING:
George (15 minutes after venting about an ex): And they she just left me and I don't know what to do.
Tom: Wow that is really sad, hold on I have to use the bathroom
by twohatlovessayingpizza5xfast June 04, 2023