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Pedaflop 

Often confused with petaflop.
A pediflop is when a pedophile gets busted in one of those tevevised stings.


"What's he in for?"
"It was a pedaflop. We're gonna watch it on Dateline in a few weeks."
Pedaflop by dysangel March 28, 2009
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pedoflop 

pedoflop
pedoflop by T D Bundy December 11, 2009
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Pedaflog 

One who uses, or engages in discussion where any of the following terms are used in an attempt to inflate ones perceived understanding of teaching : Pedagogy, Pedagogical, Pedagogical Content Knowledge, Pedagog.

The collective noun for a group of pedaflogs, is a conflation of pedaflogs.
Ben commenting to Eva after at the completion of an interview of a teaching candidate … “I’m not sure we need another pedaflog”

Geoff said to Graham following a presentation in curriculum committee. “I must warn you, that you run the risk of coming across as a pedaflog with presentations like that”
Pedaflog by G-railer October 19, 2021

petaflop 

Petaflop: Unit of measure for utility computing, or Quadrillion operations on the machine cycle.
The client purchased 50 Petaflops of processing power to render frames for their Independent Anime film.
petaflop by Erik Weaver June 29, 2005

petaflop 

A petafile that got his ass kicked by an intended victim.
That guy was a total petaflop

PETAflop 

New meaning for PETAflop: The act of a PETA member denouncing PETA
I had to do a PETAflop when I tasted bacon!
PETAflop by SV_Curmudgeon December 15, 2014

Pedoflop 

The act of and information technology nerd exposing his (albeit small) member to a minor.
Jim: "IBM just announced it had the ability to calculate a petaflop a second with the new technology it developed."

Steve-Dave: "Oh yeah, I heard that weirdo Milton from I.T. has to go door to door in his subdivision and alert his neighbors that he was pedoflopping in his old hood."
Pedoflop by gray88olds March 28, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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