Pedaflop

Often confused with petaflop.
A pediflop is when a pedophile gets busted in one of those tevevised stings.

"What's he in for?"
"It was a pedaflop. We're gonna watch it on Dateline in a few weeks."

by dysangel March 28, 2009

pedoflop

A failed attempt at child molestation

pedoflop

by T D Bundy December 11, 2009

Pedaflog

One who uses, or engages in discussion where any of the following terms are used in an attempt to inflate ones perceived understanding of teaching : Pedagogy, Pedagogical, Pedagogical Content Knowledge, Pedagog.

The collective noun for a group of pedaflogs, is a conflation of pedaflogs.

Ben commenting to Eva after at the completion of an interview of a teaching candidate … “I’m not sure we need another pedaflog”

Geoff said to Graham following a presentation in curriculum committee. “I must warn you, that you run the risk of coming across as a pedaflog with presentations like that”

by G-railer October 19, 2021

petaflop

Petaflop: Unit of measure for utility computing, or Quadrillion operations on the machine cycle.

The client purchased 50 Petaflops of processing power to render frames for their Independent Anime film.

by Erik Weaver June 29, 2005

petaflop

A petafile that got his ass kicked by an intended victim.

That guy was a total petaflop

by Clyde Hawkins Crowley March 29, 2009

PETAflop

New meaning for PETAflop: The act of a PETA member denouncing PETA

I had to do a PETAflop when I tasted bacon!

by SV_Curmudgeon December 15, 2014

Pedoflop

The act of and information technology nerd exposing his (albeit small) member to a minor.

Jim: "IBM just announced it had the ability to calculate a petaflop a second with the new technology it developed."

Steve-Dave: "Oh yeah, I heard that weirdo Milton from I.T. has to go door to door in his subdivision and alert his neighbors that he was pedoflopping in his old hood."

by gray88olds March 28, 2009