When you are having sexual intercourse with the hole in a bird house and a bird pecks your pecker (penis) and you get a cut
Me: dude my dick hurts so bad
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse
Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse
Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses
by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019
Get the Peckers Peck mug.To lightly kiss a penis with the utmost of care so that he feels appreciated for the hard work he does.
My boyfriend and I were getting down and dirty, after all was said and done I gave him a pecker peck to say thanks. He has feelings too you know..
by Kodriejedi July 30, 2016
Get the Pecker peck mug.Related Words
A small spliff that doesn’t have much marijuana in it. Typically had early in the morning or very late at night.
by CdotBigz November 5, 2018
Get the Peckers mug.A measurement of distance related to a males erect member. Generally between 6 and 8 inches, but never less than 5 or more 12 inches.
by Nachocheese03 September 29, 2022
Get the peckers worth mug.John: I have a bad taste in my mouth, can I borrow your toothbrush?
Jim: What, you been sniff'n peckers for crackers?
Jim: What, you been sniff'n peckers for crackers?
by Tollhouse April 11, 2008
Get the Sniff'n peckers for crackers mug.A pseudonym for Diaper Donald Trump. The name comes from the shenanigans at the National Equirer, executing 'catch and kill' of true stories involving the worst disgraced ex-President of the US, such as his his affair with Stormy Daniels.
I saw David's Pecker on Fox last night once again lying to his hapless followers about his affair with Stormy Daniels. He never stops grifting.
by LaughingAloud April 5, 2023
Get the David's Pecker mug.1). A slang phrase used to describe a person of questionable worth.
2). A non-person who comes out nightly suffering from “little man’s disease”.
3). A friendly greeting used in the Waseca and Janesville area of Minnesota.
4). A subliminal code indicating that your junk is longer than average.
5). Phrase used by Jackie Gleason in the 1977 movie, "Smokey and the Bandit".
2). A non-person who comes out nightly suffering from “little man’s disease”.
3). A friendly greeting used in the Waseca and Janesville area of Minnesota.
4). A subliminal code indicating that your junk is longer than average.
5). Phrase used by Jackie Gleason in the 1977 movie, "Smokey and the Bandit".
He is a real possum's pecker.
That dude acts like a possum's pecker.
How are you doing you #%*%in' possum's pecker?
Hey, possum's pecker.
"No body's gonna make Bufford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."
That dude acts like a possum's pecker.
How are you doing you #%*%in' possum's pecker?
Hey, possum's pecker.
"No body's gonna make Bufford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."
by Dr. Vinnie Boombaa May 4, 2007
Get the possum's pecker mug.