Peckers Peck 

When you are having sexual intercourse with the hole in a bird house and a bird pecks your pecker (penis) and you get a cut

Me: dude my dick hurts so bad
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse

Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses

Peckers Peck by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

Pecker peck 

To lightly kiss a penis with the utmost of care so that he feels appreciated for the hard work he does.

My boyfriend and I were getting down and dirty, after all was said and done I gave him a pecker peck to say thanks. He has feelings too you know..

Pecker peck by Kodriejedi July 30, 2016

Peckers 

A small spliff that doesn’t have much marijuana in it. Typically had early in the morning or very late at night.

Yo, you wanna bark a peckers?

Peckers by CdotBigz November 5, 2018

peckers worth 

A measurement of distance related to a males erect member. Generally between 6 and 8 inches, but never less than 5 or more 12 inches.

“Will you move that box over a bit, about a peckers worth?”

peckers worth by Nachocheese03 September 29, 2022

Sniff'n peckers for crackers 

The act where one individual sniffs a male's anatomy for the reward of a cracker.

John: I have a bad taste in my mouth, can I borrow your toothbrush?

Jim: What, you been sniff'n peckers for crackers?

Sniff'n peckers for crackers by Tollhouse April 11, 2008

David's Pecker 

A pseudonym for Diaper Donald Trump. The name comes from the shenanigans at the National Equirer, executing 'catch and kill' of true stories involving the worst disgraced ex-President of the US, such as his his affair with Stormy Daniels.

I saw David's Pecker on Fox last night once again lying to his hapless followers about his affair with Stormy Daniels. He never stops grifting.

David's Pecker by LaughingAloud April 5, 2023

possum's pecker 

1). A slang phrase used to describe a person of questionable worth.
2). A non-person who comes out nightly suffering from “little man’s disease”.
3). A friendly greeting used in the Waseca and Janesville area of Minnesota.
4). A subliminal code indicating that your junk is longer than average.
5). Phrase used by Jackie Gleason in the 1977 movie, "Smokey and the Bandit".

He is a real possum's pecker.
That dude acts like a possum's pecker.
How are you doing you #%*%in' possum's pecker?
Hey, possum's pecker.
"No body's gonna make Bufford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."

possum's pecker by Dr. Vinnie Boombaa May 4, 2007