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peckers worth
A measurement of distance related to a males erect member. Generally between 6 and 8 inches, but never less than 5 or more 12 inches.
peckers worth by Nachocheese03 September 29, 2022
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Peckers Peck
When you are having sexual intercourse with the hole in a bird house and a bird pecks your pecker (penis) and you get a cut
Me: dude my dick hurts so bad
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse
Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse
Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses
Peckers Peck by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019
Sniff'n peckers for crackers
John: I have a bad taste in my mouth, can I borrow your toothbrush?
Jim: What, you been sniff'n peckers for crackers?
Jim: What, you been sniff'n peckers for crackers?
Sniff'n peckers for crackers by Tollhouse April 11, 2008
peckeroni
When you are ejaculating in a girl's throat after eating a pizza and she pukes cumm and pizza onto your still pulsating cock.
hank pecker
A real all American gun-loving man. Who knows who the real president is. He is the epitome of masculinity and only eats meat.
hank pecker by mibba 69420 January 12, 2021
Pecker Dial
To accidentally dial someone’s phone number when the phone is in a guy’s front pocket, presumably dialed by his penis.
Girl: Hello? Hello?
Guy: <Indistinct noise>
Later that day….
Girl: Hey, did you call me? I think you may have accidentally called me.
Guy: Oh, I must have pecker dialed you. Or, perhaps it called you on its own!
Guy: <Indistinct noise>
Later that day….
Girl: Hey, did you call me? I think you may have accidentally called me.
Guy: Oh, I must have pecker dialed you. Or, perhaps it called you on its own!
Pecker Dial by The Movie Guy September 24, 2019
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