Definitions by I_have_Lupus_7

Peckers Peck 

When you are having sexual intercourse with the hole in a bird house and a bird pecks your pecker (penis) and you get a cut

Me: dude my dick hurts so bad
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse

Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses

Peckers Peck by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

Charles Dickens 

When you bored as fuck reading a Charles dickens and you want to go bang your classmate

Oswald: dude this book my Charles dickens is so fucken boring
Gertrude: ya this shit sucks wanna go Charles Dickens in the bathroom
Oswald: yes Gertrude nothing would make me happier

Charles Dickens by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

Automatic Circumcision 

The act of sticking your uncircumcised penis in an automatic pencil sharpener there fore removing any present foreskin
(Possible side effect: mutilation)

Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid

Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick

Automatic Circumcision by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

Intimate Phone Sex 

Being so horny that you have to shove your penis in the charging port while the women on the other side shoves the entire phone up her vaginal canal

Theadore: Marissa, I love you so much let’s have intimate phone sex tonight
Marissa: ok last time I did this part of my case got stuck in my uterus

Intimate Phone Sex by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

Raboning 

When you go to temple on Saturday morning and the local Rabi takes you into the back room and bones the living shit out of you

Me: how was temple last Saturday
Mo: it was kinda dope me and the Rabi got a lot Raboning in
Me: oh shit was it Rabi Rob
Mo: he’ll ya big dick Rabi Rob

Raboning by I_have_Lupus_7 February 23, 2019