Peanut-Free 

A person who is allergic to peanuts, i.e. Greg "Garbo" Garbowsky

To be free from peanuts and all peanut products for fear of an allergic reaction of differing severities.

Garbo: There's no peanuts around right?
Joe Jonas: Nope, we made sure.
Garbo: Great, because I'm PEANUT-FREEEE
Kevin Jonas: Yes, Greg, we know... didn't you see our Thank You's?

Peanut-Free by BreaSzmanGarbo March 26, 2009

Peanut Free Table 

The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.

Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.

Peanut Free Table by Track and Shield November 10, 2021

Peanut Free Table 

The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.

Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.

Peanut Free Table by Track and Shield November 12, 2021

peanut butter in a freezer 

When a girl is as thicc as peanut butter in a freezer

Damn that girl built like "peanut butter in a freezer" real talk
Damnnn, fr fr

peanut butter in a freezer by 69BigDaddyDestroyer69 January 18, 2020

PeanutFreeMom 

A Twitter account to follow when you want nothing more than to look at the world that is raising children right now.

"Apparently Caleb had a tantrum at camp yesterday and a boy called him 'a baby'. Um yeah, hi, that's bullying." - @PeanutFreeMom, you child is going to grow up and kill you in your sleep.

PeanutFreeMom by Peanuts Only August 23, 2011