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he has the monster
by op October 20, 2003
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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"the monster" the thing that takes up part of you after using Crank (crystalized meth) he eats you up..
Damn, she been takin by the monster.. never shoulda done that meth
by K.T. January 08, 2005
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HIV/ AIDS contracted by having unprotected sexual encounters or exposure to the bodily fluids of a person already infected.
Charlie Sheen caught the Monster banging prostitutes without a jimmy in Las Vegas. He was wild'n out!
by Pillow Lips September 04, 2019
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The best wingman a guy could have. The monster is an individual who will distract/flirt with, and/or have sex with anything in order to help you get laid.
Man, she's got some butt ugly friends. We need to call Joe. He's the monster.

by AngryCanadian October 18, 2006
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haveing a S.T.D. useally AIDS. but can be used for any STD. any deses that you can ceatch from a person.
I was going to monster up on that girl, but she looks like she has (the monster).
by joey styles March 07, 2006
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A homosexual "rock and roll'' band from the small town of Roanoke Virginia. They are heavily influenced by drugs and homosexuality, and often play at gay pride events. Formally known as "The Boogie Monsters" they were forced to change they're name because of a heterosexual group with a larger following. The Monsters, are a decent gay trip rock band with a small following with love for men and drugs.
The Monsters rocked so hard at the park last night they sounded just like a gay version of 3 Doors Down mixed with Cher!!!!!!
by Sharky Tooth May 23, 2009
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