he has the monster
by op October 21, 2003
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HIV/ AIDS contracted by having unprotected sexual encounters or exposure to the bodily fluids of a person already infected.
Charlie Sheen caught the Monster banging prostitutes without a jimmy in Las Vegas. He was wild'n out!
by Pillow Lips September 5, 2019
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"the monster" the thing that takes up part of you after using Crank (crystalized meth) he eats you up..
Damn, she been takin by the monster.. never shoulda done that meth
by K.T. January 8, 2005
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haveing a S.T.D. useally AIDS. but can be used for any STD. any deses that you can ceatch from a person.
I was going to monster up on that girl, but she looks like she has (the monster).
by joey styles March 7, 2006
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Made up by Kevin Balolong, who used the "para" in Counter-Strike but called it the monster. He uses the monster while running, which makes his recoil worse but scares people.
Kevin: THE MONSTER! *sprays with parap*
Julian: LOL IRL
Kenneth: LOLOL
by Kenneth B. April 6, 2005
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A monster is something you ask your parents to check under the bed for (if you are a kid).

A monster is also an energy drink that teenagers and some adults drink to get energy. Monster energy drink has 140mg to 160mg+ of caffeine and B Vitamins.
Timmy (kid): Mom! Dad! Could you check under the bed and in the closets for monsters?
Mom and Dad: Sure!

Dad: *Checks closet.

No monster here!
Mom: *checks other closet.
No monster here.

Timmy: What about under the bed?

Mom: What’s this? Monster?

Timmy: What? Monster?!

Tony (older brother): I was looking for that!

*Chugs Monster energy drink.
Dad: I guess you could say Tony "chugged the monster!"!

*Everyone laughs except for Timmy.
Timmy: Errrr! Dad!
by HawaiianPunch1 September 2, 2023
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The art of abusing people. Of ambushing them with questions, following them with questions, hounding them with questions, driving them to their fucking graves with questions. It’s sort of being like a photographer, except no ones' killed any royalty doing it…yet.
"Those NAMBLA rights assholes are in town today, it's time for some Monstering. "
by tekrub March 14, 2010
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