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When you get bully by a bald head science teacher and he call you a peemer but your friend misspell it to "Peamer". Its also a synonym for dissapointment of the family.
"Hey you Peamer!!!, You dissapointed me Peamer, you are disowned."
*sucide*
Peamer by Taizun55 December 7, 2023
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The Peametric System 

The system of comparing penis sizes through standing front to front with erect penises, edging towards eachother until one mans penis touches the body of the other man

This man is crowned victor
Me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose penis is larger
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Danielle Peazer 

She is one of the many beautiful and talented dancers from the UK. She is widely know for her comebacks and shut downs towards her haters for being the wonderful and amazing Liam Payne's girlfriend.

She's performed for many known artists, as well as awards shows, such as Jessie J and Olly Murs at the 2012 BRITS where, unsuspectingly her boyfriend's boyband One Direction won an award for their first single, 'What Makes You Beautiful'.
Girl 1: OMIGOSH, who was that gorgeous girl on the screen near Olly?! Can she like, give me her face?!

Girl 2: Do you live under a rock?! THAT'S LIAM PAYNE'S GIRLFRIEND, DANIELLE PEAZER! They need to like, get married.

Girl 1: They would have really cute kids...

Girl 2: And she like, shuts down those haters. She's completely invincible. And Liam totally stood up for her. It was ADORABLE!

Girl 2: Fricken get married already.
A person of colour who tries to appeal to the white gaze.
Kayne West in a MAGA hat. "He's such a pealer"
Pealer by eltobarino June 22, 2020

Peameal Bacon 

Real Canadian Bacon, not that crap us American's are eating. Peameal Bacon is boneless pork loins, cured in sweet pickles and rolled around in some sort of cornmeal mix (used to be peameal). What the hell is America feeding us? I don't even know sometimes.
American Canadian Bacon: Round processed lie slices.
Peameal Bacon: ROASTY TRIMMED BRINEY PICKLY CORNMEAL MUSCLE-Y HOG OF GLORY.
Peameal Bacon by LauraTheAwesome15 October 6, 2013

Permergency

Thee state in which a person is in a constant, never-ending, permanent emergency. It's usually brought on upon one's self, has no actual realistic or valid basis, and it affects everyone and everything around the person.
"She is sick a drama queen!!! If there isn't some kind of turnout or chaos happening, she will go out of her way to create it. She must always be in permergency; she wouldn't know how to live any other way. "
Permergency by AmatoryTeacher November 30, 2019

Sherm permer

Someone who does something extremely out of the ordinary and really random. More often then not it's really out of hand and really rediculous.
Guy 1: WHAT! look how many guys he just killed in a row
Guy 2: He's a god!!

Guy 3: No he's a sherm permer!
Sherm permer by Da Jearler June 2, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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