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The Peametric System 

The system of comparing penis sizes through standing front to front with erect penises, edging towards eachother until one mans penis touches the body of the other man

This man is crowned victor
Me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose penis is larger
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Danielle Peazer 

She is one of the many beautiful and talented dancers from the UK. She is widely know for her comebacks and shut downs towards her haters for being the wonderful and amazing Liam Payne's girlfriend.

She's performed for many known artists, as well as awards shows, such as Jessie J and Olly Murs at the 2012 BRITS where, unsuspectingly her boyfriend's boyband One Direction won an award for their first single, 'What Makes You Beautiful'.
Girl 1: OMIGOSH, who was that gorgeous girl on the screen near Olly?! Can she like, give me her face?!

Girl 2: Do you live under a rock?! THAT'S LIAM PAYNE'S GIRLFRIEND, DANIELLE PEAZER! They need to like, get married.

Girl 1: They would have really cute kids...

Girl 2: And she like, shuts down those haters. She's completely invincible. And Liam totally stood up for her. It was ADORABLE!

Girl 2: Fricken get married already.
A person of colour who tries to appeal to the white gaze.
Kayne West in a MAGA hat. "He's such a pealer"
Pealer by eltobarino June 22, 2020

Peameal Bacon 

Real Canadian Bacon, not that crap us American's are eating. Peameal Bacon is boneless pork loins, cured in sweet pickles and rolled around in some sort of cornmeal mix (used to be peameal). What the hell is America feeding us? I don't even know sometimes.
American Canadian Bacon: Round processed lie slices.
Peameal Bacon: ROASTY TRIMMED BRINEY PICKLY CORNMEAL MUSCLE-Y HOG OF GLORY.

Permergency

Thee state in which a person is in a constant, never-ending, permanent emergency. It's usually brought on upon one's self, has no actual realistic or valid basis, and it affects everyone and everything around the person.
"She is sick a drama queen!!! If there isn't some kind of turnout or chaos happening, she will go out of her way to create it. She must always be in permergency; she wouldn't know how to live any other way. "
Permergency by AmatoryTeacher November 30, 2019

Sherm permer

Someone who does something extremely out of the ordinary and really random. More often then not it's really out of hand and really rediculous.
Guy 1: WHAT! look how many guys he just killed in a row
Guy 2: He's a god!!

Guy 3: No he's a sherm permer!
Sherm permer by Da Jearler June 2, 2010