pamerbating

(Verb)

Masturbating with Pam cooking spray as lubricant.

Can't go with u tonight ill be pamerbating.

pamerbating by popvegasallstar March 14, 2010

Powerbating 

The act of masturbating at high speeds to achieve climax in as little time as possible. Best used when you are unsure of how long you will be alone. Sound effects are encouraged but not necessary.

"She was only going to be gone for a minute so I powerbated and finished in 18 seconds. New personal best."

"So I made drill noises while powerbating. I felt like I was on a pit crew."

Powerbating by Errahtik October 16, 2009

puberbating 

the act of going through puberty

"god that kid's voice is so high"
"its because he hasn't started puberbating yet"

puberbating by faithjillhallie April 29, 2008

Gamerbating 

The process of performing a "guilty pleasure" in a video game, gamerbating can occur by entering cheats, finding glitches or easter eggs, or anything that makes the game more enjoyable.

Dave: How are you so far in the game already?
Tom: Oh, i spent all night gamerbating.

Gamerbating by Clown Bait March 9, 2008

Paturbating 

Paturbating is when you masturbate, and look cool while doing it, usually wearing black sunglasses and a leather jacket, with a very straight face.

I'm gonna try paturbating at the mall tomorrow, I just got a new leather jacket

Paturbating by Professor S1gmus September 1, 2013