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Powerbating 

The act of masturbating at high speeds to achieve climax in as little time as possible. Best used when you are unsure of how long you will be alone. Sound effects are encouraged but not necessary.
"She was only going to be gone for a minute so I powerbated and finished in 18 seconds. New personal best."

"So I made drill noises while powerbating. I felt like I was on a pit crew."
Powerbating by Errahtik October 16, 2009

puberbating 

the act of going through puberty
"god that kid's voice is so high"
"its because he hasn't started puberbating yet"
puberbating by faithjillhallie April 29, 2008

Gamerbating 

The process of performing a "guilty pleasure" in a video game, gamerbating can occur by entering cheats, finding glitches or easter eggs, or anything that makes the game more enjoyable.
Dave: How are you so far in the game already?
Tom: Oh, i spent all night gamerbating.
Gamerbating by Clown Bait March 9, 2008

Paturbating 

Paturbating is when you masturbate, and look cool while doing it, usually wearing black sunglasses and a leather jacket, with a very straight face.
I'm gonna try paturbating at the mall tomorrow, I just got a new leather jacket
Paturbating by Professor S1gmus September 1, 2013

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026