A temporary solution for all problems, listen human it's gonna be ok and work hard on it or move on ... Please 🥺 don't committee sucide for any reason.

Person: I'm feeling sucidal
Idiot: stop seeking attention
Person: no, I'm not.
Idiot: yeah you are seeking attention.
(After few months that person committees sucide)
Idiot: she/he/they never talked about their problems with me.

Sucide by Warm_grace August 23, 2021

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sucide

The act of mixing baby blood and ammonia, and then drinking it. The term was coined by the legendary Zack Patnode.

I have a strong desire to commit sucide, so keep your newborn babies and stocks of ammonia away from me.

sucide by Furious J July 23, 2008

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sucide lane

the left lane or the lane with oncoming traffic of a two lane road. used for drag racing.

tommy took the sucide lane for the drag race since my cars faster.

sucide lane by dvhgh bnb gfg October 23, 2005

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Sucide forest

Where Logan Paul vloggs for views

I found a dead person in the sucide forest

Sucide forest by Madman0rage February 9, 2018

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minxe sucide

When you take a minxe sucide and shove it up your ass and the minxe says to it self fuck this shitty smelling place I'm a fucking minxe and hanges it selve on intestines on purpose

Minxe sucide intestinal hangings

minxe sucide by Potfather August 12, 2023

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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