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disowned
Owned so badly that you have no right to talk back. It is a variation of the word "owned;" a higher level of so-called "ownage."
"dispwn3d"
"dispwn3d"
Soft Disowned
Not calling to check on someone, but will pick up their call. If you've been soft disowned, they won't call to check on you, but will pick up your call but still not ask how you're doing.
Ashley believes her family have soft disowned her, they never call her, and when she calls, they hang up after just 2 minutes on the phone.
Soft Disowned by GirlQchi February 7, 2025
Mobily Disowned
A person who has had soneone refuse to have any connection with them unless they are the one who approaches the other person first.
Mobily Disowned by littleroger July 18, 2025
dispwned
What Maddox is now that his mom knows about his site. When you are disowned, but to like the 3rd power.
See example, as quoted from QDB.
See example, as quoted from QDB.
<@maddox> "what is this? Did you draw this? It looks like a penis." "No mom, I didn't draw a penis"
<+DMTec> ROFL
<+DMTec> "no mom, i didn't draw a penis" thats good
<@maddox> now she's crying
<RichK> haha, your mom doesn't know about your website?
<@maddox> (on the phone)
<+DMTec> maddox: did she see the "suprise - I have a penis"-greeting card?
<@maddox> dmtec: oh fuck, I forgot about that.. yeah I guess I did draw a penis.
<RichK> bahahahaha
<@maddox> hahahahahaha she just said "I wish I would have died and not raised you"
<+khoveraki> rofl
<@maddox> she hung up
<RichK> You are dispwned maddox
<+DMTec> ROFL
<+DMTec> "no mom, i didn't draw a penis" thats good
<@maddox> now she's crying
<RichK> haha, your mom doesn't know about your website?
<@maddox> (on the phone)
<+DMTec> maddox: did she see the "suprise - I have a penis"-greeting card?
<@maddox> dmtec: oh fuck, I forgot about that.. yeah I guess I did draw a penis.
<RichK> bahahahaha
<@maddox> hahahahahaha she just said "I wish I would have died and not raised you"
<+khoveraki> rofl
<@maddox> she hung up
<RichK> You are dispwned maddox
dispwned by Jack Skellington November 4, 2004
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