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Pdipshite 

Taking advantage of your mom and resources.

(The P is silent, but we pronounce it anyway).
Hey pdipshite.
Pdipshite by Capta!n November 29, 2020
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Dipshitery

The act of being a complete dipshit. Performing and engaging in activities that only an incompetent and overly-intoxicated moron would. Results in mistakes, ie. jail time, forehead wounds, self infliction, peeing in everything except the toilet, destroying the kitchen, driving drunk, getting kicked out of various establishments, and basically destroying everything in their path.
These two dipshits should not be left alone, otherwise their dipshitery is unleashed.

dipshitery

constantly making an easy task hard, asking for the moon when only the sky is possible
the tasks on cheryls dipshitery list are impossible to do
dipshitery by glenn kelly October 13, 2005

DIPSHITEOUS

To express qualities of or liking that to someone who is a Dipshit.
When in his active addiction, Robert Downey Jr. was frequently publicized as having a dipshiteous nature.

fintech dipshitery 

The act of being a completely naive dipshit in the fintech industry, going to great lengths to garner large audiences to witness your public swan dive . Performing and engaging in activities that only an incompetent and overly-confident moron would. Results in jaw dropping mistakes that cause your audience to feel second-hand embarrassment, this feeling can become an addiction, now only following you because they too are FinTech Dipshits, virtue signaling, or they are aroused by watching you wage jihad on your own credibility, ie. calling yourself an influencer or thought leader, virtue signaling, representing surveys as data/research, buzzwords out of context, insulting your own audience, fear mongering, click bait, intentional hypocrisy. and basically destroying everything in their path until ALL are stupider for having breathed their air, we now live in a paradox, Dipshitery becomes widespread & causes collective intelligence to decline, making dipshitery the new normal. Brainwashed, they fall in love with the system & propagate the Dipshitery, accelerating the cycle until the entire herd is compromised. The decline can only be seen (and hopefully someday cured) with the use of highly suspect, and wildly sophisticated mechanisms that are so new & innovative they are yet unproven in scientific circles, these include: truth, facts, data, math, not being a dipshit, or having an original thought.
Did you see the article they wrote, it was filled with FinTech Dipshitery. I have never seen someone who knows less about what they are talking about, everything they said was complete fintech dipshitery.

Dipshitethon 

1.)A presidential election that is based loosely on the idea that you can trust any political party to gather and present unbiased facts logistically concerning the outcome of a Vote Count.
2.)Any election that relys on political honesty or integretiy for anything more serious than a bowel movement.
3.)All elections that use any public or paid media to spread "News" of results.
1.)The Y2K Presidential Election, during which a president was appointed by Supereme Court Judges, rather than a Vote Count or an Electoral College decision.
2.)The 2004 Election in which all News Casters wore Red to signify the Republican Colors BEFORE the vote had even been counted, Meanwhile denying that it had anything to do with the desired outcome of the election.
3.)The 2004 election again, which demonstrates an even Broader gap between the Popular and Electoral Vote count.
Dipshitethon by Thomas B. Perry November 3, 2004
Look at that moron, he's such a pipshit.
pipshit by S. Machan September 25, 2002
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