Edward: James, my good fellow, I am feeling rather randy and I need to get me the P.

James: Fuck off u bent cunt.
by Clamjunky March 1, 2018
The P is a mythical celtic warrior and warlock. He abuses steroids and shags women without a condom. He relies on the withdrawal method, often found drinking Ale in a tavern while arm wrestling yoong lads who think they're big. When he's finished he slams skank pussy in the tavern Jack's. Injects steroids into his cock and refers to himself in third person while telling tales of past glories.
The P did her up there on the nappies without a johnny
by Fat J 80s June 14, 2019
"The P" is the a mythical place where legends are born/raised/or created. The population consists of 35% whites, 15% blacks, 25% Hispanics, and 25% ninjas.

The dos equis Most Interesting Man in the World was kicked out of plantation for being boring.

It is said that "The P" was founded after a seven year Seminole War. That is false. Plantation was founded when Chuck Norris punched the ground. A Prandtl–Glauert singularity formed around his mighty arm. The impact was so great it created multiple shock waves in the air and on the ground. The broward mall was formed followed shortly by university Drive. The rest was created 50 years later.

Apparently students from the graduating classes 2002-2006 at St. Thomas Aquinas and South Plantation high schools can trace their linage back to Achilles, King Leonidas, Attila the Hun, Hercules, Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, and Dumbledore.
Person 1. Do you know about the Knights Templar?
Person 2. The organization that was founded in "The P"?

Person 1. Yes
by RCIII December 10, 2010
I have such bad cramps because i have the p.
by Lara March 27, 2005
A guy code when he want's to have sex with a girl (Penis + Pussy = Pleasure)
Keirsten : I'm Bored
Chad : P+P=P Baby!
Keirsten : OHH!
by SlopNChop September 24, 2016
Like so many young NFL rookies, the sudden wealth results in a lack of discipline, focused less on football and more on P&P!
by talk2me-JCH2 December 29, 2021
(verb) to "Party & Play". Term seems to originate from Craigslist and/or other personal ads where the poster of the ad is in search of someone to Party (Do drugs. Usually Crystal Meth.) and Play (Engage in sex acts or intercourse.) with, just for the day/night. This term seems to be most prevalent among homosexual men.
Hung White Man, 35, ISO young Vin Diesel look-alike for P&P, you host. I'll bring the D!
by Shabarella June 29, 2005