When someone approaches your car believing that you are their Über driver when you just happened to be in the same area that their app told them the real driver should be.
Those drunks leavingthe bar tried to get in my car because I have a black sedan, but , I had to tell them I was a Phüber.
"Let's crack the whip on this lazy pube diddler and tell him to get moving."
"Stop pube diddlin' in there! I gotta shit."
John began pube diddling when he realized he couldn't answer the teacher's question.