pube-stache
Pubic hairs on the upper-lip of a hot girl that a given to them when they deepthroat a dick to the balls.
pube-stache by ghre December 23, 2004
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pube-stache
n. v. Pyoo'bstash An act involving the sexual union of one's face to a partner's unshaven and recently naired genitals, wherebye irrattic movement betwixt mouth and pubic area dislodges weakened hair follicles which then bind to one's face in the form of a mustache and/or beard.
1- "Monica and me tried something new last night... have you ever heard of a pube-stache?"
2- "I passed out on Katie-Sue's couch yesterday night and woke up with a gnarly pube-stache"
3- "Where the hell were you last night?" - "I was at your mother's trying on a pube-stache"
2- "I passed out on Katie-Sue's couch yesterday night and woke up with a gnarly pube-stache"
3- "Where the hell were you last night?" - "I was at your mother's trying on a pube-stache"
pube-stache by Petorius Longinus February 4, 2008
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pube stache
Someone attempting to grow a mustache but hasn't finished puberty yet so it doesn't fill in properly.
pube stache by <|-|51s December 17, 2008
wisconson pube stache
a guy nuts on a guy/girls face and puts hair on it and lets it dry and they peel it off after 48 hours
wisconson pube stache by eugenedinglbry May 28, 2025
Puberstache
The bum-fluff barely-visible moustache that pre-pubescent boys are oh so proud of
(Word coined by Sean-Michael Gettys and submitted with his permission)
(Word coined by Sean-Michael Gettys and submitted with his permission)
Puberstache by LeeJP77 November 28, 2012
Pubestache
The light and fluffy pubic style hair that grows sparsely on the upper lip. Commonly found on teenage boys and some women.
Adam Morrison has a killer pubestache
Pubestache by Chuck Shneiderberry April 2, 2008
pubestache
pubestache by manicslang January 19, 2014
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