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pube-stache 

n. v. Pyoo'bstash An act involving the sexual union of one's face to a partner's unshaven and recently naired genitals, wherebye irrattic movement betwixt mouth and pubic area dislodges weakened hair follicles which then bind to one's face in the form of a mustache and/or beard.
1- "Monica and me tried something new last night... have you ever heard of a pube-stache?"

2- "I passed out on Katie-Sue's couch yesterday night and woke up with a gnarly pube-stache"

3- "Where the hell were you last night?" - "I was at your mother's trying on a pube-stache"
pube-stache by Petorius Longinus February 4, 2008

pube stache 

Someone attempting to grow a mustache but hasn't finished puberty yet so it doesn't fill in properly.
Wow, that kid has such a pube stache.
pube stache by <|-|51s December 17, 2008

wisconson pube stache 

a guy nuts on a guy/girls face and puts hair on it and lets it dry and they peel it off after 48 hours
wisconson pube stache was given to liza by Jonathan and Jacob

Puberstache 

The bum-fluff barely-visible moustache that pre-pubescent boys are oh so proud of

(Word coined by Sean-Michael Gettys and submitted with his permission)
aww look, your little brother is sooo proud of his puberstache
Puberstache by LeeJP77 November 28, 2012

Pubestache 

The light and fluffy pubic style hair that grows sparsely on the upper lip. Commonly found on teenage boys and some women.
Adam Morrison has a killer pubestache

pubestache 

1. A faint fuzzy proto-mustache that grows on tweens, e.g a pubescent mustache.
Bobby has a pubestache, but doesn't even realize it yet.
pubestache by manicslang January 19, 2014