payless 

the lowest of low when it comes to supermarkets

"You can't just piss on the floor. where do you think you are, payless?"

payless by Sodomech May 17, 2004

Payless Pinch 

The notorious pain you get on you feet with any and all Payless shoes.

"Man, I bought these Payless shoes for a wedding and they tore me up.."
"Must be the Payless Pinch.. you cheap bastard"

Payless Pinch by babyno August 14, 2008

Payless Queen

A woman, who has enough money to buy Prada or Fendi shoes, but instead, buys cheap looking shoes that easily run down to the point where they look like shit. The rest of her wardrobe may be high fashion, but the shoes look like they are from Payless. The woman usually hold a key positon in a high paying job, with a high five or six figure salary, but has no clue whatsoever how to dress. Poster child for this is K. Mullane of Summerwood, PA

Did you see K. come in the store last week to visit. She had a nice blouse and slacks, but her shoes looked like she picked them up at the Goodwill. That is embarrising for a Vice President of a multi-million dollar company to be looking like that. She is a true Payless Queen.

Girl, you look Versace from head to ankle, but you are still a Payless Queen when it comes to your shoes!

Payless Queen by J M Wright June 11, 2008

PAYNESS

Means "Penis". (Prounounced: Pay-Ness) and can only be said through a thick southern american accent.

"The EcksBawks will shove its mighty PAYNESS into the sony's PS3" - SS

PAYNESS by PickledFerret November 23, 2011

payness

Payness is the ghetto izzo clan version of the word penis, which refers to a mans happy zone located beneath his pants.

My PAYNESS is bigga then youz.
Dude , ma payness got hit by thiss shee, it no happy no mo'.

payness by Michael waddell January 1, 2006

Paylessed

When a guy or girl is forced against their will to make out with one or the other usually occurring in the shoe store Payless. Being held by the head, or back so they can not pull away, while their mouth is being raped by the other persons tongue. It is most likely that this person has bad breath, and does not care about the scene they are making in the store. Being paylessed is usually remembered as horrifying and scarring for the rest of their lives.

Girl 1: So what happened yesterday? I heard he Paylessed you?

Girl 2: Well I was having a good time with him, but he Paylessed me! He kissed me nicely the first time, but went crazy afterwards. It was horrifying.

Example 2.

Girlfriend: *teasing boyfriend*
Boyfriend: Don't make me payless you !

Girlfriend: No! I am sorry !

Paylessed by indigochild5 January 8, 2012

Paymess 

Just an utter faggot- usualy refered to as owen paymess

That paymess can do one!!!

Paymess by Kaidskid November 4, 2016