Paunkey

A funnel-fanatic frat star who generally lives on a vegetable farm; spends his free-time being blackout and slow dancing to nicki minaj. WARNING: Do not place in direct sunlight and subject to pile in any location.

Gars Femander is a paunkey.

by sdlfjnsldf August 10, 2012

hankey pankey

When you have hidden, but dirty ronchy sex with someone.

Hey! I know you crazy kids are in that room. Stop your god damn hankey pankey, ya here?

by The Cuzzmeister March 27, 2007

pauncey

uppity, ostentatious, petulant

That Mick Jagger is a pauncey fuck.

by Chelmsley March 17, 2004

Hankey Pankey

Sexual activities

“Hey ‘gf name’ want to do the Hankey Pankey“

by Michaelsoft Binbows December 26, 2018

Punkey

Someone who is highly annoying, extremly boring and has the overall personality of a rock. Punkeys come in all shapes and forms some may be fat and others may have horoscope tattoos. They all however share the same traits of cockblocking, bad direction, stalking, obsession and talking rubbish.

Tristan : " Did you see Johann today?"

Samir: "Johann? Man that guy is a real Punkey"

Tristan: "I know right thank god he isn't here"

by Samir_Rk December 13, 2012

hankey pankey

The performing magician's art of distracting the audience while surreptitiously playing tricks on them.

He kept distracting us with hankey pankey so we didn't notice how he pulled off the the stunts.

by Downstrike June 8, 2004

Pankey

The reason you use the morning after pill.

I hooked up with someone from the bar last night, he was a pankey.

by artyguy101 April 13, 2014