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A funnel-fanatic frat star who generally lives on a vegetable farm; spends his free-time being blackout and slow dancing to nicki minaj. WARNING: Do not place in direct sunlight and subject to pile in any location.
Gars Femander is a paunkey.
Paunkey by sdlfjnsldf August 10, 2012
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The most beautiful, amazing short woman you’ll ever meet. She is extremely caring and will show you the meaning of true love. She’ll always support your decisions and will always have your back. Stay on her good side and you’ll be treated like a king. She’s the kinda girl that will make a guy plan marriage. Fun and freaky in bed, she will make a man curl his toes. If you’re lucky enough to find this gem of a woman keep her or lose the best thing in your life. There is truly no amount of words to describe how truly amazing she is. GET YOU A POUNCEY!!!!
That woman has to be a Pouncey ”
“I’m lucky enough to have a Pouncey”
Pouncey by A lucky guy June 1, 2021
Pansy - literally the plant. However, just as the plant name pansy is used to describe a weak individual or homosexual, so is paunce.

Also note that you'll find that illiterate Brits have already tried to define this word here. For reference see the misspelling "ponce". You will find that most of them have already inferred the meaning of paunce, and have additionally altered it to include the definitions for dandy or fop.
When I talk smack about your mother, you hit me. No matter though, you hit like a limp-wristed paunce of a fancy-boy.
paunce by Frockulitis September 4, 2009
Dude, quit looking at my paunce
paunce by shwoogie March 8, 2008

pauncewort 

To remove ropes from a mooring ball, or otherwise detach a moored vessel from a fixed mooring.
Ahoy matey! Prepare to pauncewort!

Aye, Cap'n. The lads be ready for paunceworting at your command.
pauncewort by JimLaddy May 24, 2011