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Paunkey
A funnel-fanatic frat star who generally lives on a vegetable farm; spends his free-time being blackout and slow dancing to nicki minaj. WARNING: Do not place in direct sunlight and subject to pile in any location.
Gars Femander is a paunkey.
Paunkey by sdlfjnsldf August 10, 2012
Pouncey
The most beautiful, amazing short woman you’ll ever meet. She is extremely caring and will show you the meaning of true love. She’ll always support your decisions and will always have your back. Stay on her good side and you’ll be treated like a king. She’s the kinda girl that will make a guy plan marriage. Fun and freaky in bed, she will make a man curl his toes. If you’re lucky enough to find this gem of a woman keep her or lose the best thing in your life. There is truly no amount of words to describe how truly amazing she is. GET YOU A POUNCEY!!!!
Pouncey by A lucky guy June 1, 2021
Pancey
Pancey by Leonidas DaVinci June 3, 2020
paunce
Pansy - literally the plant. However, just as the plant name pansy is used to describe a weak individual or homosexual, so is paunce.
Also note that you'll find that illiterate Brits have already tried to define this word here. For reference see the misspelling "ponce". You will find that most of them have already inferred the meaning of paunce, and have additionally altered it to include the definitions for dandy or fop.
Also note that you'll find that illiterate Brits have already tried to define this word here. For reference see the misspelling "ponce". You will find that most of them have already inferred the meaning of paunce, and have additionally altered it to include the definitions for dandy or fop.
When I talk smack about your mother, you hit me. No matter though, you hit like a limp-wristed paunce of a fancy-boy.
paunce by Frockulitis September 4, 2009
paunce
another word for penis
pauncewort
pauncewort by JimLaddy May 24, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.