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A funnel-fanatic frat star who generally lives on a vegetable farm; spends his free-time being blackout and slow dancing to nicki minaj. WARNING: Do not place in direct sunlight and subject to pile in any location.
Gars Femander is a paunkey.
Paunkey by sdlfjnsldf August 10, 2012
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The most beautiful, amazing short woman you’ll ever meet. She is extremely caring and will show you the meaning of true love. She’ll always support your decisions and will always have your back. Stay on her good side and you’ll be treated like a king. She’s the kinda girl that will make a guy plan marriage. Fun and freaky in bed, she will make a man curl his toes. If you’re lucky enough to find this gem of a woman keep her or lose the best thing in your life. There is truly no amount of words to describe how truly amazing she is. GET YOU A POUNCEY!!!!
“That woman has to be a Pouncey ”
“I’m lucky enough to have a Pouncey”
Pouncey by A lucky guy June 1, 2021
You’re so pancey man get outta here.
Pancey by Leonidas DaVinci June 3, 2020
Pansy - literally the plant. However, just as the plant name pansy is used to describe a weak individual or homosexual, so is paunce.

Also note that you'll find that illiterate Brits have already tried to define this word here. For reference see the misspelling "ponce". You will find that most of them have already inferred the meaning of paunce, and have additionally altered it to include the definitions for dandy or fop.
When I talk smack about your mother, you hit me. No matter though, you hit like a limp-wristed paunce of a fancy-boy.
paunce by Frockulitis September 4, 2009
Dude, quit looking at my paunce
paunce by shwoogie March 8, 2008

pauncewort 

To remove ropes from a mooring ball, or otherwise detach a moored vessel from a fixed mooring.
Ahoy matey! Prepare to pauncewort!

Aye, Cap'n. The lads be ready for paunceworting at your command.
pauncewort by JimLaddy May 24, 2011
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Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.
WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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