Pankey

The reason you use the morning after pill.

I hooked up with someone from the bar last night, he was a pankey.

by artyguy101 April 12, 2014

Pankey

An West Coast slang word for Erectile Dysfunction

Hey Grandpa hows your Pankey
Not great timmy

by Alcoholic Hot Dog March 2, 2016

hankey pankey

When you have hidden, but dirty ronchy sex with someone.

Hey! I know you crazy kids are in that room. Stop your god damn hankey pankey, ya here?

by The Cuzzmeister March 23, 2007

Hankey Pankey

Sexual activities

“Hey ‘gf name’ want to do the Hankey Pankey“

by Michaelsoft Binbows December 27, 2018

hankey pankey

The performing magician's art of distracting the audience while surreptitiously playing tricks on them.

He kept distracting us with hankey pankey so we didn't notice how he pulled off the the stunts.

by Downstrike June 9, 2004

Pankey cut

A man with a buzzcut that is good at poker, good looking, and a math genius.

Oh man that pankey cut looks great

by Teamadam69 March 2, 2020

Pankey

A unit of measurement slightly larger than an inch, used to determine the size of human fecal matter.

"Damn bro, after that chinese buffet last night, I dropped a butt baby that was 10x3 Pankey's!

by Onehorribleidea June 22, 2022