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Pankey 

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The reason you use the morning after pill.
I hooked up with someone from the bar last night, he was a pankey.
Pankey by artyguy101 April 13, 2014
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Pankey 

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An West Coast slang word for Erectile Dysfunction
Hey Grandpa hows your Pankey
Not great timmy
Pankey by Alcoholic Hot Dog August 17, 2016
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Pankey • Pankey cut • Pankeye • hankey pankey • ponkey • panker • pinkeyegiver • parkey • Pakey • Panked

Pankey 

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A unit of measurement slightly larger than an inch, used to determine the size of human fecal matter.
"Damn bro, after that chinese buffet last night, I dropped a butt baby that was 10x3 Pankey's!
Pankey by Onehorribleidea June 22, 2022
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Pankey cut

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A man with a buzzcut that is good at poker, good looking, and a math genius.
Oh man that pankey cut looks great
Pankey cut by Teamadam69 March 2, 2020
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hankey pankey 

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When you have hidden, but dirty ronchy sex with someone.
Hey! I know you crazy kids are in that room. Stop your god damn hankey pankey, ya here?
hankey pankey by The Cuzzmeister March 27, 2007
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Hankey Pankey 

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Sexual activities
“Hey ‘gf name’ want to do the Hankey Pankey“
Hankey Pankey by Michaelsoft Binbows December 26, 2018
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hankey pankey 

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The performing magician's art of distracting the audience while surreptitiously playing tricks on them.
He kept distracting us with hankey pankey so we didn't notice how he pulled off the the stunts.
hankey pankey by Downstrike June 8, 2004
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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