Pankey

I hooked up with someone from the bar last night, he was a pankey.
by artyguy101 April 13, 2014
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Pankey

Hey Grandpa hows your Pankey
Not great timmy
by Alcoholic Hot Dog August 17, 2016
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hankey pankey

When you have hidden, but dirty ronchy sex with someone.
Hey! I know you crazy kids are in that room. Stop your god damn hankey pankey, ya here?
by The Cuzzmeister March 27, 2007
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Hankey Pankey

“Hey ‘gf name’ want to do the Hankey Pankey
by Michaelsoft Binbows December 26, 2018
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hankey pankey

The performing magician's art of distracting the audience while surreptitiously playing tricks on them.
He kept distracting us with hankey pankey so we didn't notice how he pulled off the the stunts.
by Downstrike June 08, 2004
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Pankey

A unit of measurement slightly larger than an inch, used to determine the size of human fecal matter.
"Damn bro, after that chinese buffet last night, I dropped a butt baby that was 10x3 Pankey's!
by Onehorribleidea June 22, 2022
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Pankey cut

A man with a buzzcut that is good at poker, good looking, and a math genius.
Oh man that pankey cut looks great
by Teamadam69 March 02, 2020
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