hankey

Mr. Hankey,
the "christmass poo" from the cartoon "south park"

Cartman: ah no it's Mr. Hankey again!

by John Brummer January 6, 2004

hankey

dirty rag that you pull out of your ass to blow your nose and wipe your face, and ass

by SlasheR September 27, 2003

hankey

how stupid poeple spell "honkey"

honkey, the correct way of spelling hankey, is the whitest way of saying white.

by sassy cat to chew on October 10, 2007

Hankey

the process of having oral sex in a way that your genitals and your shaft are in the man/womens mouth at the same time

"so i was shagging and suddenly she...

"no way...dont tell me she...."

"she gave me a hankey"

"thats chill, your a bro now"

by a madhorney person October 26, 2010

hankey pankey

When you have hidden, but dirty ronchy sex with someone.

Hey! I know you crazy kids are in that room. Stop your god damn hankey pankey, ya here?

by The Cuzzmeister March 27, 2007

Hankey Singh

A phrase for someone or something that is a mess. A combination of the character Mr. Hankey, a talking piece of poo from South Park and the common Indian name Singh. About 65% of Indians poop in the street due to lack of manners and indoor plumbing, thus the phrase Hankey Singh. If you have a dog that poops in the street, he or she automatically becomes Hankey Singh. The description is more effective when done with the heavy Indian accent.

I took the puppy for a walk and he shit in the street. Good boy, Hankey Singh!!!

by Truth Hurts Sometimes January 31, 2018

Hankey Pankey

Sexual activities

“Hey ‘gf name’ want to do the Hankey Pankey“

by Michaelsoft Binbows December 26, 2018