hankey 

Mr. Hankey,
the "christmass poo" from the cartoon "south park"

Cartman: ah no it's Mr. Hankey again!

hankey by John Brummer January 6, 2004

hankey 

dirty rag that you pull out of your ass to blow your nose and wipe your face, and ass

hankey by SlasheR September 27, 2003

hankey 

how stupid poeple spell "honkey"

honkey, the correct way of spelling hankey, is the whitest way of saying white.

hankey by sassy cat to chew on October 10, 2007

Hankey 

the process of having oral sex in a way that your genitals and your shaft are in the man/womens mouth at the same time

"so i was shagging and suddenly she...

"no way...dont tell me she...."

"she gave me a hankey"

"thats chill, your a bro now"

Hankey by a madhorney person October 26, 2010

hankey pankey 

When you have hidden, but dirty ronchy sex with someone.

Hey! I know you crazy kids are in that room. Stop your god damn hankey pankey, ya here?

hankey pankey by The Cuzzmeister March 27, 2007

Hankey Singh 

A phrase for someone or something that is a mess. A combination of the character Mr. Hankey, a talking piece of poo from South Park and the common Indian name Singh. About 65% of Indians poop in the street due to lack of manners and indoor plumbing, thus the phrase Hankey Singh. If you have a dog that poops in the street, he or she automatically becomes Hankey Singh. The description is more effective when done with the heavy Indian accent.

I took the puppy for a walk and he shit in the street. Good boy, Hankey Singh!!!

Hankey Singh by Truth Hurts Sometimes January 31, 2018

Hankey Pankey 

Sexual activities

“Hey ‘gf name’ want to do the Hankey Pankey“

Hankey Pankey by Michaelsoft Binbows December 26, 2018