Pauffin 

An old, wrinkly person

My grandmother is a pauffin, she needs wrinkle cream.

Pauffin by BeerBunnies April 27, 2021

PUFFIN HAM 

Another way of saying getting a blowjob or oral sex.

This chick did a great job at Puffin Ham last night.

My girlfriend was Puffin My Ham last night.

My girlfriend really knows how to Puff My Ham.

I got my Ham Puffed last night.

PUFFIN HAM by KevNoxious August 5, 2011

Puffin Forest 

One of the biggest and best Dungeons And Dragons youtubers, you should subscribe to him.

Puffin Forest made the DND character known as Absurd, who is now a meme.

Puffin Forest by lordgrim the invcbke October 27, 2020

Starfish Puffing 

licking and/or sucking a person's anus while breathing through the mouth to prevent the actual smelling of the anus, thus 'puffing' around the said starfish

Kerry and Dave enjoyed a tender evening fraught with starfish puffing.

Starfish Puffing by DuMbDaUgHtErS February 21, 2009

Penis Puffing 

A term for a cheap-shot in the world of wrestling, penis puffing occurs when one wrestler provides a powerful blow to the crotch of an opponent, and the impact causes swelling of the genitalia.

Fan 1: "Did you see Justin's match last night? Some guy was penis puffing him the whole round."

Fan 2: "Yeah, he must have one hell of a sore mutten dagger today."

Penis Puffing by SwedishHotpocket January 13, 2009

Puffincat 

a hilarious youtube video about a Russian navy boat when the sailors on board crossed a cat with a puffin. getting in a series of adventures, usually ending up getting beaten up. crude and amateur-ish animation compliment the Borat style narration.

N>On the sheep in zee ocean iz zee puffincat in ze kitchen
link> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqWXO87TlH4

Puffincat by ClergySpice February 28, 2009

Puffin on zootiez 

The act of smoking a dark strand of weed, usually with multiple women in your bed.

“Puffin on zootiez, and she callin me daddy”
-future

Puffin on zootiez by Mr.Rager69 May 23, 2022