a written and spoken language when someone is drunk or sleepy or muzzy. Also when two or more languages are used into one sentence.
"mi amore,tosay im bery sleepy, tekila illgo take anap..taleme,makia wra gia nanakia" ....."oh-boy she started texting in pamelistica messages, its gonna take forever to understand again"
Padelia is an abbreviation of Patsy and Delia, who are two lesbians in the popular BBC Period drama, Call The Midwife. They are both secretly in love and they are the the GREATEST LOVE STORY OF ALL TIME.
A padenis is a pad for your penis a penis pad if you will. Now while men can't experience menstruation a padenis is used and only used for when you slice your penis open vertically